Just walked into living room, my roommate had a dude grinding in his lap WTF MAN?!

[anabolicmd]

Tell him to pack his bags, and that you don't want to room with a liar. Seriously.

Yerah, if life were that simple. Hes just too good of a roommate. All the nice stuff is his. He cleans, he cooks, he pays all his bills when he gets them, not when theyre due...so you see my predicament there.

 

[AAP]

He offered to have me sit in his lap and wrestle, to see if he'd get hard or excited.

First he gets you to watch a porn video with him and check out his hard on... and now a lap wrestling match.


Man, this dude got game.

 

[anabolicmd]

First he gets you to watch a porn video with him and check out his hard on... and now a lap wrestling match.


Man, this dude got game.

Seriously AAP, whats your gaydar telling you on this one? You think he's in denial or something?

 

[AAP]

Seriously AAP, whats your gaydar telling you on this one? You think he's in denial or something?

Denial? That dude is outright enjoying his sexuality. With movies and dates.

He is taking advantage of your "confusion".

Just watch.... Trick Number Three (after you sit in his lap and wrestle with him) is going to end up with the two of you playing Naked Twister to "check out if he gets hard or not". When you get hard and then wake up with a sore rear, he is going to tell you "you are just imagining things."

I wish I had taken some college classes that required gay porn videos and lap wrestling. What's he majoring in?

 

[Ashamed]

i think u r the one in denial!

Has he got any Abba records?

 

[anabolicmd]

i think u r the one in denial!

Has he got any Abba records?

Well, can you blame me for not wanting to think hes gay?
And he doesnt have any records, he does have a badass bang & oluffsen stereo though.

 

[Ashamed]

bang and olufsen are shit

 

[gorilla_boy]

Why the aggression? Afraid of something?

 

[beastboy]

Why the aggression? Afraid of something?

The story is really about him.

 

[rnch]

Yerah, if life were that simple. Hes just too good of a roommate. All the nice stuff is his. He cleans, he cooks, he pays all his bills when he gets them, not when theyre due...so you see my predicament there.

i would feel uncomfortable walking in on a roommate, straight or gay, with that going on.

if he is that good of a roommate, ask the guy to keep his sex life confined to his bedroom.

unless you are so homophobic that the idea of a questionable sexual orientated roommate give you issues........then do what you feel you have to.