excuse me if this post comes out a little bit garbled, bubbles, but im still a bit distracted by the buffoon otherwise known as 'alien amp pharm' calling ME out on cheesy jokes

wwwwttttfffffff thats just wrong. also, jc9, she is 200 miles below me...in the same time zone LOL
anyway, i love my teenage girlfriends. love love love love love

theyre cute, hot, sweet, hot, sweet, have NO cellulite, hot, and sweet

and lots and lots of fun...although it does freak you out a bit when you realise that youll celebrate your 30th on the same year they celebrate their 21st
...but thats so, so bragworthy LOL
anyway, its all under control again

im going to where she is in a month, and we are going to do coffee...most probably in my room
so this thread is basically a big false alarm

sorry aap

put the piniata back in its box, take the lamb off the spit, dont crack open the keg and leave the wax seal on the 40 year old scotch, the celebrations overrrrrrr ...before it even began
ha! no one dumps...The Delicious
(im so gonna get dumped now lol)