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just got dumped.

GoldenDelicious

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this sucks. i mean sure, the girl lives 3000 km away and sure, ive only known her for a week and sure, there are other girls on the side, but still, this sucks :(
im sad :( (really. not even lying :( )

boooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
 
GoldenDelicious said:
this sucks. i mean sure, the girl lives 3000 km away and sure, ive only known her for a week and sure, there are other girls on the side, but still, this sucks :(
im sad :( (really. not even lying :( )

boooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
how mammy miles is that
 
Sorry to hear that bro.

I was once sad as hell after being dumped after two dates.

Just keep that head up. Things will get better. There are many many girls out there.. better suited for you.
 
...but im not bitter. let this be a lesson to all EF people: Thou Shalt Not Date 18 Year Old 9s And Expect Them To Live On Your Little Finger Permanently

still sad though :( she was so cute :(
 
needtogetas said:
laugh out fucken lode.holy shit rofl beer all on my moniter.
Fuck yoooooouuuuu needto you bastard :D this isnt funny!!! ;) (heehee)

alright. this was a girl i met when i was on vacation. 18, really nice looking. the few photos i have dont do any justice at all, she really is one of those girls that walks through the room and everyone says "hey. fuck!" and cut a long story short, i waded through my "competitors", bitchslapped them all and threw her on my bed

3200km is....2000 miles. fuck that.

anyway, i knew it was going to flake out, and so i, uh, kinda had a couple girlfriends in the previous 10 weeks that she, uh, doesnt know about lol. BUT THATS NOT THE POINT - being dumped by sms is rude. bitch. brb, gotta call her and bust her on it lol
 
GoldenDelicious said:
Fuck yoooooouuuuu needto you bastard :D this isnt funny!!! ;) (heehee)

alright. this was a girl i met when i was on vacation. 18, really nice looking. the few photos i have dont do any justice at all, she really is one of those girls that walks through the room and everyone says "hey. fuck!" and cut a long story short, i waded through my "competitors", bitchslapped them all and threw her on my bed

3200km is....2000 miles. fuck that.

anyway, i knew it was going to flake out, and so i, uh, kinda had a couple girlfriends in the previous 10 weeks that she, uh, doesnt know about lol. BUT THATS NOT THE POINT - being dumped by sms is rude. bitch. brb, gotta call her and bust her on it lol
that sucks bro
lmao at 2k miles tho
 
nycgirl said:
No, I was fucking with GD. He's Anti-American.

Did you get any?
get any what? burritos? :confused: talk straight, woman!!!!

DBBT shutup mang, 2000 miles isnt THAT far :D

this is actually fucking great timing. her birthday is in 2 weeks, and now i dont have to get her a present :D woowoo!!! tahnk God because i had no fucking idea what to get her, wtf are you supposed to get fickle 18 yo millionairre types anyway?

anyway, im making a bookie event on whether or not she cheats on her man with me when i go back :D

cheerios
 
that sucks gd. what was his name?
 
GoldenDelicious said:
anyway, i knew it was going to flake out, and so i, uh, kinda had a couple girlfriends in the previous 10 weeks that she, uh, doesnt know about lol. BUT THATS NOT THE POINT - being dumped by sms is rude. bitch. brb, gotta call her and bust her on it lol

I love how non-americans use the term SMS and not text message.
 
nycgirl said:
:lmao: :lmao:

LOL @ losing a chick 2000 miles away.

Maybe there is an available woman in New Zealand waiting for you.

I hear Serbian chicks are lookin for foreign husbands...or was that Macedonian?
 
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there isnt nearly enough sympathy in this thread. i thought you guys were my friends :(

also, i dont want a serbian girl. i want heeeeeerrrrrrrr booooooooooooooooo :( :( :(

(not really lol. still. she was cute :( )
 
sorry to hear it bro. keep your head up, with your stunning looks you'll get a better chick in no time.
 
i want everyone to look at lestats post. now THIS is how youre meant to counsel!

you know this actually smacks of karma. im going to the Bday party of an old...coffee buddy...of mine (lol) tonight who has 2 smoking hot friends that i have laid groundwork for over the past couple of weeks (see. i knew what i was doing. plans B, C, D and E already in position :) ) and this just has "fate" stamped all over it

of course, they both have crazy violent ex boyfriends, but...who cares lol
 
I didnt read the thread but, cliffnotes please, did he get knocked the fugout again?
 
oooo. just got a text message. i might not be dumped after all lol

im still going to that birthday party with full intent though...just on principle ;)

brothabill, ill knock YOU the fuggout when you get here lol cheeky bastard :D
 
jack_schitt said:
I feel really bad for you GD
what for? she just totally anti-relationshipped herself for AT LEAST the next 6-12 months. the attraction and sex appeal is still there, so thats inevitable, but if i get the "where are we going with this?" question, its "baby im still getting over that time in april when you went cold, so lets just chill out and enjoy this...now cmere" time. she already booked her ticket to come here in may, so what can i say...unless she gets a bf and he tags along, im going to enjoy it very much lol
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i want everyone to look at lestats post. now THIS is how youre meant to counsel!

No...


***BAD BRO MATERIAL ALERT***





















That's just Lestat being single. :qt:

:verygood:
 
GoldenDelicious said:
no i was born live, like most other humans ;)

anyway fuck y'all for not having any sympathy. losing a hot chick 2000 miles away is tearworthy alright! jealous mofos :mad:

Hi GD, You said it best never date an 18 year old who lives 2000 miles away. ;) You deserve better than that, someone who lives 1500 miles and is about 25 years of age.

How do you lose all these beautiful women anyway? Surely your parents could arrange something for you in Greece or in Australia. In Aus you will find tons of hot chicks.
 
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GoldenDelicious said:
anyway, im making a bookie event on whether or not she cheats on her man with me when i go back
2000 miles means shes in another time zone so technically she's not cheating.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
fuck yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

mrDB knows where its at :D

nah. she just couldnt handle having to drive 1999 miles to see my schlong lol ;)

So you're saying your schlong is a mile long? Clever.
 
BUBBLES said:
Hi GD, You said it best never date an 18 year old who lives 2000 miles away. ;) You deserve better than that, someone who lives 1500 miles and is about 25 years of age.

How do you lose all these beautiful women anyway? Surely your parents could arrange something for you in Greece or in Australia. In Aus you will find tons of hot chicks.
excuse me if this post comes out a little bit garbled, bubbles, but im still a bit distracted by the buffoon otherwise known as 'alien amp pharm' calling ME out on cheesy jokes :eek2: wwwwttttfffffff thats just wrong. also, jc9, she is 200 miles below me...in the same time zone LOL

anyway, i love my teenage girlfriends. love love love love love :heart: theyre cute, hot, sweet, hot, sweet, have NO cellulite, hot, and sweet ;) and lots and lots of fun...although it does freak you out a bit when you realise that youll celebrate your 30th on the same year they celebrate their 21st :worried:

...but thats so, so bragworthy LOL :D

anyway, its all under control again ;) im going to where she is in a month, and we are going to do coffee...most probably in my room ;)

so this thread is basically a big false alarm ;) sorry aap ;) put the piniata back in its box, take the lamb off the spit, dont crack open the keg and leave the wax seal on the 40 year old scotch, the celebrations overrrrrrr ...before it even began :D

ha! no one dumps...The Delicious :evil:

(im so gonna get dumped now lol)
 
I hate losing cute young chicks. It really is the worst.

So innocent, so fun, so free, so soft, so much to learn, so goddamn tight all around.

Sorry to hear, bor. But I'm sure you have a handle on it. ;)
 
Now you all understand why I was so heartbroken when the 20 yr old dumped me a little over a year ago.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Now you all understand why I was so heartbroken when the 20 yr old dumped me a little over a year ago.
not really. you didnt actually have sex with her. you being heartbroken = :rainbow:

now killah...killah understands. theres no need to talk about this with killah anymore. he just knows ;)

(lol she is so ridiculously hot :D )
 
GoldenDelicious said:
not really. you didnt actually have sex with her. you being heartbroken = :rainbow:

now killah...killah understands. theres no need to talk about this with killah anymore. he just knows ;)

(lol she is so ridiculously hot :D )

but we cuddled. That should count for something!
 
GoldenDelicious said:
excuse me if this post comes out a little bit garbled, bubbles, but im still a bit distracted by the buffoon otherwise known as 'alien amp pharm' calling ME out on cheesy jokes :eek2: wwwwttttfffffff thats just wrong. also, jc9, she is 200 miles below me...in the same time zone LOL

anyway, i love my teenage girlfriends. love love love love love :heart: theyre cute, hot, sweet, hot, sweet, have NO cellulite, hot, and sweet ;) and lots and lots of fun...although it does freak you out a bit when you realise that youll celebrate your 30th on the same year they celebrate their 21st :worried:

...but thats so, so bragworthy LOL :D

anyway, its all under control again ;) im going to where she is in a month, and we are going to do coffee...most probably in my room ;)

so this thread is basically a big false alarm ;) sorry aap ;) put the piniata back in its box, take the lamb off the spit, dont crack open the keg and leave the wax seal on the 40 year old scotch, the celebrations overrrrrrr ...before it even began :D

ha! no one dumps...The Delicious :evil:

(im so gonna get dumped now lol)
this post has WAY too many smilies
 
bwahahahha

hahaha

damnit

lolololol

you still have the mirror suga
 
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