just got back from a kegger- lesson learnt (IMPORTANT for guys)

[Yarg!]

first of all IM PISSESd drunk. but i m hopefully coherent enough for you guys to follow -


i wont brag about my acomplishments cuz thats not wat i do: the key words to getting women are- wat i found out tonight:

"hey whats your name?"
*she says her name*
Im ....
shakes hands

worked for me soo well tonight. keep in my mind guys.f youre single.. and wanan pick up chicks at a bar, party, club...always, always..alwayf atatrt with
"hey whats your name"

thehn afterwards start improvising onversatipon... compliment and ask for the number after a good 5 mins of convo. be confident. good luck. haha!

rememer " hey whats your name?" godspeed

 

[GoldenDelicious]

amateur

 

[pintoca]

killah in 3....

 

[Fajitas]

....2

 

[biteme]

Won't do any good if you're ugly or if they don't put out on the first meeting.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Won't do any good if you're ugly or if they don't put out on the first meeting.

i disagree

although trying to think like an ugly person is pretty hard. i could be wrong

 

[string_bean00]

obvioulsyl it didnt work that well for you if you're home alone right now



im drunk too btw but sober enough to catch that fact


anyways im in the same boat, best I did was a hug, wtF???????

 

[biteme]

obvioulsyl it didnt work that well for you if you're home alone right now



im drunk too btw but sober enough to catch that fact


anyways im in the same boat, best I did was a hug, wtF???????

Most of them just like to tease dude to feed their fragile egos. God created women just to frustrate men, much like everything else.

 

[Razorguns]

obvioulsyl it didnt work that well for you if you're home alone right now

OWNED

 

[Spartacus]

if they're really drunk
"come on,time to go"
but they have to be drunk

 

[GoldenDelicious]

obvioulsyl it didnt work that well for you if you're home alone right now



im drunk too btw but sober enough to catch that fact


anyways im in the same boat, best I did was a hug, wtF???????

never know, he might have had some action in some dark corner

 

[nycgirl]

never know, he might have had some action in some dark corner

Tee hee.

Too easy. Too easy.

 

[Smurfy]

Do guys honestly go out to bars/clubs with the intention of picking up a drunk, easy girl and getting laid that night>? What percentage of guys who go out with this idea in mind actually fulfill their expectation?

god damn slutty skank hoes. that's horrible. just horrible.

 

[spongebob]

first of all IM PISSESd drunk. but i m hopefully coherent enough for you guys to follow -


i wont brag about my acomplishments cuz thats not wat i do: the key words to getting women are- wat i found out tonight:

"hey whats your name?"
*she says her name*
Im ....
shakes hands

worked for me soo well tonight. keep in my mind guys.f youre single.. and wanan pick up chicks at a bar, party, club...always, always..alwayf atatrt with
"hey whats your name"

thehn afterwards start improvising onversatipon... compliment and ask for the number after a good 5 mins of convo. be confident. good luck. haha!

rememer " hey whats your name?" godspeed

its easy they love to have conversation and be listened to.

 

[Spartacus]

Do guys honestly go out to bars/clubs with the intention of picking up a drunk, easy girl and getting laid that night>? What percentage of guys who go out with this idea in mind actually fulfill their expectation?

god damn slutty skank hoes. that's horrible. just horrible.

actually I go out with the intent of getting drunk
I don't even try the other

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Tee hee.

Too easy. Too easy.

hit me, fatty

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Do guys honestly go out to bars/clubs with the intention of picking up a drunk, easy girl and getting laid that night>?

yup

What percentage of guys who go out with this idea in mind actually fulfill their expectation?

a very small percentile lol.

god damn slutty skank hoes. that's horrible. just horrible.

terrible isnt it. i think its wrong. plain wrong. i hate drunk and easy girls. i like them sober, innocent, and high class. laying them that night is still critical though

 

[Only1eagle]

Depends on what college you go to. I went to the #1 party school in America and some night all you have to say is "I have beer at my house" and its all over.

 

[newbiebynature]

who still uses the word kegger...

 

[Yarg!]

obvioulsyl it didnt work that well for you if you're home alone right now



im drunk too btw but sober enough to catch that fact


anyways im in the same boat, best I did was a hug, wtF???????

arhghgh my head... i dont remember making this thread. i know i was on EF last night, but i didnt remember making this thread. oh buddy, like i said, im not gonna brag about my exploits but some stuff went down in the bathtub at the party. youre just gonna have to use your imagination. suks 2 be you that all you got was a hug. l8r !