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Juice!

Hey no problem buddy! I have no clue who you are, or why I should help you- but I'll give up my most valuable source to you for no reason:

Kizmy Buticus
Steroid Black Market Dealer,
ATTN: DEA, US Customs
Bangkok, Thailand 5537KCID

Send lots of money in high denomination bills in white envelope (make sure it's not the security kind, you want the postal workers to see that it's money inside so they will protect it at all costs)

Also, write on the back in a black felt tip marker: MONEY FOR STEROIDS (BLACK MARKET DEALER IN THAILAND).

Write below, I will be recieving the shipment at the senders address. I will be home at __:__am/pm.

If you do this correctly, the postal workers and DEA agents will let this slide cuz you're so slick!
 
Sittin' On Diesel said:
Hey no problem buddy! I have no clue who you are, or why I should help you- but I'll give up my most valuable source to you for no reason:

Kizmy Buticus
Steroid Black Market Dealer,
ATTN: DEA, US Customs
Bangkok, Thailand 5537KCID

Send lots of money in high denomination bills in white envelope (make sure it's not the security kind, you want the postal workers to see that it's money inside so they will protect it at all costs)

Also, write on the back in a black felt tip marker: MONEY FOR STEROIDS (BLACK MARKET DEALER IN THAILAND).

Write below, I will be recieving the shipment at the senders address. I will be home at __:__am/pm.

If you do this correctly, the postal workers and DEA agents will let this slide cuz you're so slick!
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LMFAO :FRlol:
 
Mods, please forgive me.

I hope this is not in violation of the rules for a source post...so i'll go ahead with my post.

Icemike, if you need some juice, follow these instructions carefully and you will be sure to get your juice. And I promise you this is not a scam!

First, figure out how much money you have. After you figure that out you will be able to know what brand you can afford and how much you can buy.

Drive down to the grocery store and walk in. Now what you do is walk to isle number 5 and go half way down. There you will see a large selection of Juices. Some are concentrated, some are pure, and some are watered down and generic. Choose your juice based on your cash on hand. Now after you selected your juice walk to the cashier and complete the transaction. Discreetly walk to your car and drive home. Take about two "SHOTS" of juice a week. Eat right and train hard and your on your way to a perfect body.

If you prefer not to openly buy juice you may Mail Order your juice. Here are the websites for well known suppliers for the mail order option:

www.snapple.com and www.oceanspray.com

Hope this helps!


(Hey guys, I know this was stupid of me, but I was just tryin to help our DEA Agent out.)
 
Sittin' On Diesel said:
joeljuice- nice to see another finlander on the boards, i'm 2/3 fin.
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Yeah there arent too many of us. Have you born in Finland? I would like to visit on Japan some day, it is promised land of electronics :D
 
Many-Moons said:
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First, figure out how much money you have. After you figure that out you will be able to know what brand you can afford and how much you can buy.

Drive down to the grocery store and walk in. Now what you do is walk to isle number 5 and go half way down. There you will see a large selection of Juices. Some are concentrated, some are pure, and some are watered down and generic. Choose your juice based on your cash on hand. Now after you selected your juice walk to the cashier and complete the transaction. Discreetly walk to your car and drive home. Take about two "SHOTS" of juice a week. Eat right and train hard and your on your way to a perfect body.

If you prefer not to openly buy juice you may Mail Order your juice. Here are the websites for well known suppliers for the mail order option:

www.snapple.com and www.oceanspray.com

Hope this helps!


(Hey guys, I know this was stupid of me, but I was just tryin to help our DEA Agent out.)
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OMG LMFAO :FRlol: :spit:

:redhot:
 
Many-Moons said:
Mods, please forgive me.

I hope this is not in violation of the rules for a source post...so i'll go ahead with my post.

Icemike, if you need some juice, follow these instructions carefully and you will be sure to get your juice. And I promise you this is not a scam!

First, figure out how much money you have. After you figure that out you will be able to know what brand you can afford and how much you can buy.

Drive down to the grocery store and walk in. Now what you do is walk to isle number 5 and go half way down. There you will see a large selection of Juices. Some are concentrated, some are pure, and some are watered down and generic. Choose your juice based on your cash on hand. Now after you selected your juice walk to the cashier and complete the transaction. Discreetly walk to your car and drive home. Take about two "SHOTS" of juice a week. Eat right and train hard and your on your way to a perfect body.

If you prefer not to openly buy juice you may Mail Order your juice. Here are the websites for well known suppliers for the mail order option:

www.snapple.com and www.oceanspray.com

Hope this helps!


(Hey guys, I know this was stupid of me, but I was just tryin to help our DEA Agent out.)
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i dont know why you think thats funny my last cycle was
-500mg apple juice 250 twice a week
-400mg concentrated grape juice once a week
i gained 27 pounds in 8 weeks


:D
 
Please critique my cycle:

Weeks 1 to 10
Cranberry Juice 500ml eod
Mango Juice 500ml eod

Weeks 11 to 12
Peach and Guava Blend 500ml ed

Bridge for 4 weeks (yeah... I know you guys don't recommend bridiging!) with Soda Water.

AppleJuice
 
AppleJuice said:
Please critique my cycle:

Weeks 1 to 10
Cranberry Juice 500ml eod
Mango Juice 500ml eod

Weeks 11 to 12
Peach and Guava Blend 500ml ed

Bridge for 4 weeks (yeah... I know you guys don't recommend bridiging!) with Soda Water.

AppleJuice
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500ml of mango eod, are you crazy , i couldnt do that to my liver:(
 
tarzan21 wrote:
"500ml of mango eod, are you crazy , i couldnt do that to my liver"

Oh no! I've done it again! I've overdosed!

Will chewing dried fruit help? I have an overseas contact for the sundried, sulphur-free kind.

AppleJuice
 
tarzan21 said:
yes dried bannana chips have been known to help but do not stay on them to long
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Also, Banana chips seem to cause some bloat and water retention, so take some pitted dried prunes to help with that. Also, it has been known excessive doses of Banana chips may cause gyno, as they convert to estrogen....
 
hhahahaha...........
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talk is cheap
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Quote:
Also, Banana chips seem to cause some bloat and water retention, so take some pitted dried prunes ...

Tks guys! I'll stock up on the prunes and banana chips. Will it help me keep my gains?

AppleJuice
 
tarzan21 said:
no but i beleive it is called crangrape 250 it comes in 250mg amps it is manufactered by sunkist:D
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Yeah but I keep hearing that shit is underfilled, and there a many fakes out.....

Plus, the citric acid content is pretty high, you need to boil it before injecting or you will be one sore m0f0!
 
Hey Tarzan,
Concetrated grapejuice?? You're NUTS!!!!!!!! That shit is powerful! You must be on your hundredth cycle to be using that shit! When I get my shit I always dilute it! IceMike, If I were you, I wouldn't listen to all these vets! Dilute your shit!!!
 
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