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Josie the ATTACk CaT

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<----------yes, she is ferocious. stay away from my fatness, especially you wodin, you rotting bag of atrophy. jerkbox dont comment, i dont care to smell your crap. t bone, ive heard it already. tiger this isnt a bathroom thread. no BBF you cant sleep with my avatar. Pamela please come scoop out the litter box and put it in tuc's blender. :) Sokluecunt this is not Kenny Chesneys cat, nor al sharptons; DT. hammy dont lick my kittyvatar, gymgurl this is not about sex. tripleblonde please click on another thread. bigforlife you are welcome to post, felix is great. gymrat you avatar rules also, post up please. Mr. dB can post as well, but not RADAR for he will surely pollute my thread. AAP you dont post on any of my threads anyways, so dont start now. BeefyBull you cannot get Josie high. digger stay off this thread theres nothINg wrong with it. George since this is your board you can post once, twice if you renew your platinum membership. Velvett please post on my kitty thread, you too Daisy. superqt i am indifferent as to whether you post.
 
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Cats are funny. They're like warm, fuzzy little animated teddy bears, only with sharp, pointy bits and bad breath.
 
Mr. dB said:
Cats are funny. They're like warm, fuzzy little animated teddy bears, only with sharp, pointy bits and bad breath.

And unexpected claws. josie fends off all the alligators that come around though, thats what shes here for.
 
i hope she claws your face off and eats it, then knaws your fingers off, so you have to type with your feet....and you finally give up EF.

thank you
 
That kitten looks like she could do some serious ankle-biting.
 
juicedpigtails said:
And unexpected claws. josie fends off all the alligators that come around though, thats what shes here for.

My tomcat Clyde brought in a snake last night. It was a very small one, maybe 1/4" around by 8" long or so. It wasn't dead, either. He batted the snake around for a bit, while Alice, the other cat, watched in amazement. She got some snake action in too when he got bored with it.

Finally, when they both bored of the tiny legless reptile, I picked it up with a dustpan and a kitty poop scooper to dump it in the toilet, only to discover that it was still quite alive. So I carried it outside and let it slither away.
 
Awwwwww, Josie is too cute.....She could give my Lindsay a run for the money I'll bet......
 
oh look, i posted on your thread....

watcha gonna do about it....huh? huh? :)

p.s.----i can't help it if i have weak-ass karma, people love to hate me :)
 
my mother had an attack cat.....damned thing would sleep on top of the refridgerator, next to the entrance door to the kitchen from the garage.......when someone would enter the house thru this door, the damn cat would jump on your head/shoulders....it would up "going for a ride" one night, never to return..........:)
 
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Hey what about me?

I have a solid gray cat..

It's name is gray.. But wouldn't attact you if you wanted it too.
 
rnch said:
my mother had an attack cat.....damned thing would sleep on top of the refridgerator, next to the entrance door to the kitchen from the garage.......when someone would enter the house thru this door, the damn cat would jump on your head/shoulders....it would up "going for a ride" one night, never to return..........:)


that must have been a posessed attack cat.
 
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