Joke

[Arabian]

A man with an extremly small head was sitting at a bar one evening, and the man next to him ask? I dont mean to be rude however I noticed you have a tiny head, is that a birth defect? The old man answered no, I was in the war and our boat was torpedoed by a German war ship. I swam to an island and I met a Mermaid... She granted me three wishes and the first one I asked for was to be rescued.. granted , she sent for help.. The second one was that I would have enough money to live my life.. granted.. the third wish was that she would have sex with me and she told me that Mermaids did not have sex so I said .....HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HEAD::

 

[bw1]

lol

 

[samoth]

she told me that Mermaids did not have sex

So how do mermaids reproduce, then? Mermaid mitosis?

 

[Arabian]

So how do mermaids reproduce, then? Mermaid mitosis?

lol

 

[needtogetarmy]

Rofl

 

[silverstar1025]

lol nice one

 

[stilleto]

i call bullshit.

 

[Arabian]

i call bullshit.

What

 

[stilleto]

What

yeah, sorry. I don't believe this ever happened.

 

[jnevin]

yeah, sorry. I don't believe this ever happened.

I wasn't going to say anything.

 

[stilleto]

I wasn't going to say anything.

good. i'm glad I'm not the only one who saw through this.

give me a friggin' break here arabian.

 

[GUARDIAN]

be nice stilleto it was funny

 

[stilleto]

be nice stilleto it was funny

his story was so full of holes you could drive a truck through it!

 

[GUARDIAN]

his story was so full of holes you could drive a truck through it!

lmao

 

[Arabian]

I wasn't going to say anything.

What are you all talking about? its a joke mermaids dont exist

 

[samoth]

mermaids dont exist

Maybe they just live really deep in the oceans where we can't find them.

 

[stilleto]

What are you all talking about? its a joke mermaids dont exist

right. now that I called you out on it, it's "oh, i was joking". you got caught. don't backpeddle.

 

[PICK3]

Wonder if mermaid poon taste like chicken

 

[Arabian]

right. now that I called you out on it, it's "oh, i was joking". you got caught. don't backpeddle.

What are you talking about? What did I get caught on .. it was a joke that I read in Maxim magazine today....

 

[Arabian]

Wonder if mermaid poon taste like chicken

Fish

 

[Arabian]

yeah, sorry. I don't believe this ever happened.

You dont honestly believe this happened do you... Its a joke. the thread title says Joke

 

[stilleto]

You dont honestly believe this happened do you... Its a joke. the thread title says Joke

funny how you didn't say it was a joke until I called bullshit.
you would have kept trying to tell us this happened.

i'm not the only one that saw through you.

 

[retsiger]

funny how you didn't say it was a joke until I called bullshit.
you would have kept trying to tell us this happened.

i'm not the only one that saw through you.

really, like mermaids have that kind of power.

 

[stilleto]

really, like mermaids have that kind of power.

exactly. that was the first thing I noticed about his little story.
if he had said it was a genie, i might have believed it, but a mermaid? no fucking way.

 

[Arabian]

exactly. that was the first thing I noticed about his little story.
if he had said it was a genie, i might have believed it, but a mermaid? no fucking way.

Ohhh lol

 

[stilleto]

Ohhh lol

yeah. ha ha. liar.

 

[retsiger]

exactly. that was the first thing I noticed about his little story.
if he had said it was a genie, i might have believed it, but a mermaid? no fucking way.

and we all know that a man would have asked for the head first.

 

[needtogetarmy]

yeah. ha ha. liar.

You just want to be that little mermaid being flopped around by the man lost on the island...

 

[stilleto]

and we all know that a man would have asked for the head first.

LOL.. RIGHT.

I hadn't even thought of that.
I can't believe he even tried to pull this off.