Joke

[anthrax]

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get one.

The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that I'm a lawyer."

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.

She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"

He said, "Why, yes I am!"

So they went to his place. When they were in bed making love, the guy started to laugh to himself.

When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"

 

[obiwan9962]

lol

 

[needtogetaas]

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get one.

The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that I'm a lawyer."

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.

She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"

He said, "Why, yes I am!"

So they went to his place. When they were in bed making love, the guy started to laugh to himself.

When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"

good one.maxamem mag had that one this month.lol

 

[PBR]

Anthrax this is for you bro....thought you might like...

 

[anthrax]

Nice PBR!

So who won?

In terms of acceleration (0 - 100 mph) I guess the bike is ahead but in the end the F1 might win

 

[PBR]

yeah....look closely at the 3rd pic at bottom...you'll see the F1 Honda blew everyone away...this was some sort of HONDA promotion...all 3 were Hondas....kinda cool concept, photos.

 

[hamstershaver]

yeah....look closely at the 3rd pic at bottom...you'll see the F1 Honda blew everyone away...this was some sort of HONDA promotion...all 3 were Hondas....kinda cool concept, photos.

the boat kept up with the motorcycle?

 

[PBR]

the boat kept up with the motorcycle?

No Hammy...the bike actually pulled everyone at the very start...power to weight will always win in short. the boat was obviously already running...those boats will do 130mph tho and they are light...but 850-900HP F1 is gonna suck up everyone and spit them out.