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A man approaches a beautiful woman in a supermarket.
"I've lost my girlfriend," he tells her.
"Can you stand here and talk to me for a few minutes?"
"Sure, but I don't understand how that would help," she replies.
"Well, every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my girlfriend appears out of nowhere.
"I've lost my girlfriend," he tells her.
"Can you stand here and talk to me for a few minutes?"
"Sure, but I don't understand how that would help," she replies.
"Well, every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my girlfriend appears out of nowhere.
