Joke

[Zebo]

Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tilly, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

Bada boom.....

 

[vixenbabe]

Things NEVER to say to a man when he's naked:

Were you neutered?
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
Is that a second belly button?
So this is why you judge people on personality.
I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Ahhh, it's cute.
It's more fun to look at.
Wow, and your feet are so big.
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
Can I bet honest with you?
My eight year old brother has one just like that.
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes.
Damn, I hate baby sitting!
Are you cold?
It looks so.... un-used.
At least this won't take long.
God punished you.
Have you tried watering it?
All right, a treasure hunt.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

Things NEVER to say to a man when he's naked:

Were you neutered?
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
Is that a second belly button?
So this is why you judge people on personality.
I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Ahhh, it's cute.
It's more fun to look at.
Wow, and your feet are so big.
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
Can I bet honest with you?
My eight year old brother has one just like that.
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes.
Damn, I hate baby sitting!
Are you cold?
It looks so.... un-used.
At least this won't take long.
God punished you.
Have you tried watering it?
All right, a treasure hunt.

Not if you are trying to get laid anyway....

 

[davidg]

Things NEVER to say to a man when he's naked:

Were you neutered?
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
Is that a second belly button?
So this is why you judge people on personality.
I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Ahhh, it's cute.
It's more fun to look at.
Wow, and your feet are so big.
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
Can I bet honest with you?
My eight year old brother has one just like that.
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes.
Damn, I hate baby sitting!
Are you cold?
It looks so.... un-used.
At least this won't take long.
God punished you.
Have you tried watering it?
All right, a treasure hunt.

Now who says there are any bitter women out there. Fuck all I said was I thought your cellulite looked like cottage cheese in a pair of panty hose...this is kinda treatment I get.

 

[vixenbabe]

SV and D...Sounds like you may have had a few of these lines thrown at ya before... Don't take it sooo personal...J/K

It's a joke... Hardy har har?

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

Now who says there are any bitter women out there. Fuck all I said was I thought your cellulite looked like cottage cheese in a pair of panty hose...this is kinda treatment I get.

Fuckin' L O L

Gonna have to write that one down.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

SV and D...Sounds like you may have had a few of these lines thrown at ya before... Don't take it sooo personal...J/K

It's a joke... Hardy har har?

you would not think it was funny if you had a 3 inch dick...