John Hinckley progress report:

[IvanOffelitch]

Forwarded to me in an email...classic
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As you know, John Hinckley shot President Ronald Reagan to
impress the actress Jodie Foster. You probably know John Hinckley
has been released from the mental facility, for unsupervised visits to
his parents home on weekends. This is such a nice letter from
the President:


THE WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON D.C.


Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington, DC

Dear John:


Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress
in recovery from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear
that you are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents.
The staff at the hospital reports that you are doing fine.

I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president
and I would appreciate your support and the support of your fine
parents.I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the
hospital, you would let us know.

By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jody Foster?


Sincerely,

George W. Bush
President