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JLO gets married again!!

How do you go from engaged with an imminent wedding with one guy to married to another guy who just got divorced 5 days ago? She has some serious mental issues. I predict this marriage doesn't see the first anniversary either.
 
Ok, let's start betting how long this will last.

I'll put $50 on a split within 4 months and $200 on a divorce within 12 months.
 
niceville, florida
 
Who gives a toss about some hack. This rates as high on the whogivesashitometer as the Britney Spears marries some Red Neck douche bag for 40+ hours. They plastered this shit (JLo) all over the front cover of the Daily Mail, effectively wasting 3 seconds of my life as I fumble over the front page hurriedly trying not to take in what loser JWho has done this time and lose 5 points off my IQ in the process. Stupid 'papers should print what I want to read. Me me me. Yea, let's drop everything that we're doing and throw a parade for her because skanky JHoe's life merits front page coverage more than the 60 year anniversary of the D-Day landings. Fantastic.
 
Dante Alighieri said:
Who gives a toss about some hack. This rates as high on the whogivesashitometer as the Britney Spears marries some Red Neck douche bag for 40+ hours. They plastered this shit (JLo) all over the front cover of the Daily Mail, effectively wasting 3 seconds of my life as I fumble over the front page hurriedly trying not to take in what loser JWho has done this time and lose 5 points off my IQ in the process. Stupid 'papers should print what I want to read. Me me me. Yea, let's drop everything that we're doing and throw a parade for her because skanky JHoe's life merits front page coverage more than the 60 year anniversary of the D-Day landings. Fantastic.
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nice post bro. my whogivesashitometer is off the chart!!
 
Oh God not again!! I'm soooo sick of all the news being tied up with her skanky ass......give it a rest!!
 
The girl I used to be engaged to just got engaged again. This is the fourth time for her. She is 24 years old. So I kinda understand the mentality. Women like that will never be happy. They are intrested in men for their potential, not the man themselves.
 
Who in their right mind would marry this woman? Unless it's for the money.
 
Dante Alighieri said:
Who gives a toss about some hack. This rates as high on the whogivesashitometer as the Britney Spears marries some Red Neck douche bag for 40+ hours. They plastered this shit (JLo) all over the front cover of the Daily Mail, effectively wasting 3 seconds of my life as I fumble over the front page hurriedly trying not to take in what loser JWho has done this time and lose 5 points off my IQ in the process. Stupid 'papers should print what I want to read. Me me me. Yea, let's drop everything that we're doing and throw a parade for her because skanky JHoe's life merits front page coverage more than the 60 year anniversary of the D-Day landings. Fantastic.
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shit how much more time did you just waste typing out this rant?

your just playing right into her hands :D
 
aflleck must be laffin his ass off knowing he dodged a bullet. he still tapped that ass tho
 
ChewYxRage said:
shit how much more time did you just waste typing out this rant?

your just playing right into her hands :D
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Waste of time? Hardly. Internet rant prevents me from bottling it all up and going postal in the local supermarket with a sawn off shotgun and machete. Ever hear about those guys (or women seeing as I'm all for equal opportunities etc except when it comes to driving and operating heavy machinery) walk into Walmarts with a trench coat only to see them tear it off and whip out a nasty pair of chrome plated Glocks and/ or fully automatic assault rifle and take out a dozen mother fuckers before being brought down by 2 SWAT teams and 30 police. Yea, that could be me if I'm not allowed to express my true feelings towards hacks like JLo.

5 second rant or a morgue full of bodies resembling swiss cheese. Think about it *nods* :supercool


*Ripping off Maddox here* nationwide polls concluded that people would rather read my shitty rants than watch me kill innocent folk live on CNN with an Armalite assault rifle
 
im going to have to put this into the large and growing pile of "who gives a fuck?" It will be right under the news of george bush falling of his bicycle (the detailed acticle made sure to let us know he was ok, but had a small scratch on his knee :rolleyes: ).


Seriously, why do people care about celebrites lives so much? my neighbor just got in a fight with his wife, anybody want to hear about that?

I cant even pick up a single magazine becuase they are all " who is hot this week, and who is fighting with who." who the fuck cares? seriously.


(on a side note, she is a hoe :) )
 
Guvna said:
Seriously, why do people care about celebrites lives so much? my neighbor just got in a fight with his wife, anybody want to hear about that?
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Hell yeah, it'd be way better to hear about your neighbor's fight

My neighbor's used to fight every wknd, you could hear em from two blocks away screaming at each other and dishes breaking and shatering

it was funny at first but got old real fast
 
You'd think that she had learned her lesson by now. What is she now....a 3 time loser? How old is she anyway? What's wrong with shacking up with the guy for 6 mos to a yr before tying the knot? At least you give yourself a chance to bail without having to pay off another guy again. Pretty stupid. And what's he thinking......jumping right back into the fire again after getting divorced so recently? He's has to know her track record isn't too good. Who knows though.....maybe the pussy is that good after all.
 
she must be in a hurry to start spittin out the kids.
 
To think she was nothing more than some In Living Color backup dancer once.

Then she started fucking "guys in the suits" and viola -- she starts going somewhere. What a surprise.

She gets a record contract. Starts making videos. Gets "hooked up" with Puff Daddy to get her more publicity and the rest is history.

She's got golddigger written all over here.

And then hoes like her complain when "tell all" books are written about them 10 years later exposing them.

I'm glad her movie career tanked.
 
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