Jim Florentine rules!

[HappyScrappy]

my goal is to be more like this guy.

(taken from today's recap at http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#fri)

Howard ended up talking about these ''Candid Camera''-like shows that have been on lately. Robin told Howard about some of the stuff they do on ''Spy TV'' and how funny it is. Howard said the funniest thing is when people do stuff and don't tape it. KC and Jim Florentine (''Terrorizing Telemarketers'', ''Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 2'') went out to lunch the other day. When the waiter asked Jim if he wanted any fresh pepper he said yes. He then had the waiter continue to grind fresh pepper on his salad for about 5 minutes. Howard heard about this and Jim had a mound of pepper on his salad. The manager of the restaurant came over and asked if everything was okay. He said it was fine, he just wanted more pepper. They actually ran out of pepper in one pepper mill and had to refill it. He eventually stopped the pepper and ate his salad. KC told Howard that they were sitting outside and looked in to see 3 or 4 waiters inside elbowing each other as they watched Jim eat his salad. KC said there's something wrong with Jim because he will actually do stuff like that when he's by himself. Howard said they should at least let them videotape stuff like that.

 

[the nature boy]

I sent him an email about one of his prank calls they played on Comedy Central.

It was the one where he kept on saying "I got mail. I got mail. I got mail. I got mail....." over and over again.

Another good one, which you can download off of Kazaa, is when he's talking to a telemarketer and he's giving his grandfather a bath. Or the one where he's masterbating on the phone with a telemarketer talking to him.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I've heard nearly all of his stuff and he is just frickin hilarious. there is one where he is talking to the telemarketer and he is pretending that he is taking a dump and he keeps telling her that he really doesn't mind "it is a natural thing, I do it 6 times a day" and then she complains and he says it again.
the burping one is funny too - he can do these huge burps, then the woman was like "what was that" and he acts like he didn't hear it and is like, "hmmm, don't know".

the grandfather in the bath one is just amazing though - he is yelling and drowns him and shit - it rules.

also - he had the police come to his door when a guy called him about a cleaning service. he wanted them to come over right away b/c he had "blood everywhere"

 

[the nature boy]

what's really amazing is how the telemarketers stay on the line with him even after he does all this crazy shit.

 

[HappyScrappy]

here is the Grandpa one http://www.jimflorentine.com/mp3s/Grandpa.mp3

 

[HappyScrappy]

"so is that package still gonna come?"

and then the woman starts giving him advice to dodge the cops.

love it.