jh1

[puddlemonkey]

I saw on the news today police found a body with smashed teeth, a small brain, a swollen anus, and a really small penis. Let me know that you are ok.

 

[jh1]

Wait... so they actually said "Really Small Penis" on the news?

What channel you watching?

 

[puddlemonkey]

I think they used the term "member", but I knew what they meant. It was Fox.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Good to see all is ok, I was getting worried.

 

[jh1]

SOunds exactly like me... but it's not. I m okay.

 

[nimbus]

did they also find a silver movado watch nearby? sometimes i'm forgetful when i have to get dressed in a hurry.

 

[jh1]

^^^
I'm rocking Cartier.. .so if it was Movado, next time don't bother me.

thx

 

[jerkbox]

if they had sais wearing a visor, i would have been worried