Jet Li killed.

[AAP]

Just got an email about this.

Jet Li killed.

End of the movie Hero. The Chinese soldiers killed him.


No shit. I just got a (real) email about this from some asstard that thought he made a funny. Stupid bitch. I sobbed for a good 11 - but not 111 - minutes just reading the subject line alone. Next time I see this fucker, I am going to put hairspray in his vodka.

 

[jacked clown]

Yea i saw that movie...wait what?

 

[Lestat]

no way

 

[feisty11975]

is this for real?

 

[tiger88]

he was no chuck norris

 

[Frisky]

No way!

 

[DieselGunz]

bs right

 

[slat1]

links?

 

[blut wump]

It's a good movie. Correction: it's a great movie

 

[alien amp pharm]

I think he's saying he gets killed in the movie, Tards

 

[slat1]

huh?

 

[hamstershaver]

a lot of mensa members in this thread

 

[Frisky]

I think he's saying he gets killed in the movie, Tards

Omg, I feel like a stupid ass

 

[silverbackn]

I think he's saying he gets killed in the movie, Tards

Not the quickest crowd of folks here on elite

 

[Deterass]

a lot of mensa members in this thread

lol!

 

[Frisky]

Not the quickest crowd of folks here on elite

I was preoccupied and only read the thread title

 

[silverbackn]

I was preoccupied and only read the thread title

I'm moderately afraid that the pace of Ef is too much for you

 

[NJjuice22]

is this for real?

lmfao

 

[AAP]

Hey, I reacted the same way when the douche emailed it to me.

 

[Frisky]

I'm moderately afraid that the pace of Ef is too much for you

I have to agree with you, today is sluggish for me.. bah! Have to much on my mind.

 

[broley]

I think he's saying he gets killed in the movie, Tards

what? it's like brandon lee in the crow. weird!

 

[Beachbum1546]

I have it in my mind that Jet Li is so bad ass that he didn't die but that the thread title implied that the sentance was not completed. i.e., Jet Li killed... (AAP was going to announce who he killed).

 

[bigmann245]

a lot of mensa members in this thread

 

[jafo]

so let me get this str8



jet is was killed by Chinese solders





I thought he was Chinese why would they kill him























i cant believe people in here actually thought he was dead

 

[Frisky]

so let me get this str8



jet is was killed by Chinese solders





I thought he was Chinese why would they kill him























i cant believe people in here actually thought he was dead

 

[Phaded]

lot of people see titles then post without reading..

 

[Mr. dB]

Re-title this thread "Reading Comprehension Test".

 

[HiDnGoD]

I think he's saying he gets killed in the movie, Tards

I've never seen Tards. What's it about?

 

[Island Son]

I've never seen Tards. What's it about?

Tardis? Who?




that reminds me. there's an ad on the subway for "losers of the HGTV Canada Decorating Challenge". The fat chick with the leopard print house was "file number NCC-1701-D". haha

Now I'm looking for 4:20 on clocks.