jesus lolz

[binö]

 

[-SD-]

When the boy asked
"Why must I eat these eggs?"
The man replied
"I cram them into your mouth single file to conceal their calories"

 

[binö]

When the boy asked
"Why must I eat these eggs?"
The man replied
"I cram them into your mouth single file to conceal their calories"

he puts the eggs into the mouth
or he gets throat punched again

 

[miplank]

the man exclaimed, "eat that shit, chew that shit"

 

[-SD-]

TOTW, easily

 

[binö]

TOTW, easily

the title will attract at least cindy and java, both for different reasons though.

 

[smurf2]

lol

 

[-SD-]

The boy awoke, still bewildered after suddenly absorbing a viscious blow to the head, and asked the man
"What happened?"
The man replied
"I begged and pleaded for you to STFU, but alas, you would not. You are not of my flesh and blood. So I slammed your head with a Bowflex handle"

 

[wootoom]

eat that shit, chew that shit

 

[miplank]

eat that shit, chew that shit

repost

 

[wootoom]

repost

dont mind me, im on hydros

 

[miplank]

I'm on dink

 

[-SD-]

I cram dink down toddlers throats

 

[wootoom]

Im 2150dink

 

[cindylou]

lol

 

[Spartacus]

I might order a pizza and get fat

I'll love you nonetheless