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jesus 2 just got back from the emergency room!!!

jesus 2

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it seems that everything had been going fine. well, that is, up until the point where this puny retard in the gym felt like getting up in jesus 2's face. mind you, jesus 2 did nothing to provoke the incident. he was simply doing his benching worksets with 95lbs. he walked to the water fountain in between sets and when he returned to find some fugly rail removing the weights off the bar. jesus 2's keys, id card, and workout log lay right next to the bench, and 2 other benches were open.

jesus 2 politely said, "excuse me, i was working here."

fucker said, "just grab another bench." he was giving jesus 2 a dirty look, and jesus 2 recognized the punk as someone who always tries to size jesus 2 up and stare him down in the gym.

jesus 2 said, "no man, I WAS working here."

fucker said, "shut the fuck up. you can only bench 95lbs. i CAN bench 100lbs! i'll kick your ass, bitch!" he brushed jesus 2 off and turned around to remove the 2nd quarter.

jesus 2 took the opportunity to punch that sucker in the BACK of the head. that's right, and the skinny bitch (who's the bitch now???) crumpled right there...half on the bench, half on the floor.

jesus 2 broke his hand from punching that little bitch, but at least he cracked that little bitch's skull!!! oh man, but it's still gonna suck 'cause jesus 2 can't fully train. the woe of jesus 2!

oh, and of course, the obligatory pic to be posted as proof:
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is the long-awaited sequel to Jesus 1 not able to heal his own broken hand? jesus 2 is here for everyone else...why not himself?
 
whats the fucking deal with hands right now,damn.I just got over a broken wrist,it took months upon months to get back to my regular routine.What a big fucking waste of time.Two thumbs down.
 
Hmmmm. Broken hand. Now that would truly be tragedy for thebabydoc 1.

note to self: pay others to lay the smack down for you....
 
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Bullshit! Jesus' hands have big nail holes through them from when his incompitent followers stood by and watched him get nailed to the cross!

BTW. J2, when you throw a punch you want to align the point of impact with the first 2 knuckles. This will prevent the "boxer's fracture" you now have. If you need any more advice on how to defend yourself, Bigsatan13 is into the scene!:rolleyes:
 
That looks "EXACTLY" like the Boxers fracture Y_Lifter got hitting a wall 12 years ago...

Your pinky finger will never look right along the outside of your hand...
 
Don't be a pussy and sucker punch him next time. God (your dad) got you back for sucker punching someone...next time let him turn around first....
 
I still think a swift kick in the balls would have been more effective.......
 
i think wodin is the only one who got it....


and for all you fucktards, i am not related to jesus christ or god...


j to da 2
 
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