Jerkbox. An offer you will NOT refuse

[Smurfy]

Between now and Friday night (yes i will be here to follow-up), you will think of something good/happy/positive and make a thread about it.

Now it doesnt have to be anything all that clever or witty (leave that to Chaos or Killah). Just something positive.

Example: Today I watched a blade of grass grow. And it made me smile.

There. done. Easy enough>? I think you can do this. Ill be checking back.


Lucky charms anyone?

 

[BileStew]

Oh this should be good...

 

[jerkbox]

i won't make any promises....but i guess i can try

 

[Moderate_THIS]

This thread needs a pinch of hope, a dash of love, and two sprigs of YOU CAN DO IT.

Fag.

 

[jerkbox]

wait, do i get naked smurfy booty pics if i do this?

 

[Smurfy]

dont push it.

 

[jerkbox]

This thread needs a pinch of hope, a dash of love, and two sprigs of YOU CAN DO IT.

Fag.

lmao.....

 

[bran987]

is he allowed to follow up the initial thread posting with a joke about FZ or company?

I'm making odds need to know the rules

 

[superqt4u2nv]

wait, do i get naked smurfy booty pics if i do this?

I checked out her booty at brunch and she is bootylicous I don't think you boys are ready for her jelly.

 

[jerkbox]

oh, i'm totally ready......i can't wait

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Oh this should be good...

 

[bran987]

do we have to believe him?

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

hey bors.

 

[Smurfy]

Jerkbox you have work to do.

HOpefully youre thinking about something positive to post as we speak.

 

[Seashell]

I bet he can't do it...

Grouchbox.

 

[KillahBee]

Just make sure it has nothing to do with children. Cause that could get weird.

 

[ChefWide]

Candy Man
Sammy Davis Jr



(Candy man)
(Hey, Candy man)
Alright everybody gather 'round
The Candy Man is here
What kind of candy do you want
Sweet choc'late
Choc'late malted candy
Gum drops
Anything you want
You've come to the right man
'Cause I'm the Candy Man

Who can take a sunrise (who can take a sunrise)
Sprinkle it with dew (sprinkle it with dew)
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
The Candy Man (the Candy Man)
Oh, the Candy Man can (the Candy Man can)
The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)

Who can take a rainbow (who can take a rainbow)
Wrap it in a sigh (wrap it in a sigh)
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie
The Candy Man (the Candy Man)
The Candy Man can (the Candy Man can)
The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)

(The Candy Man makes everything he bakes)
(Satisfying and delicious)
Now you talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Oh, who can take tomorrow (who can take tomorrow)
Dip it in a dream (dip it in a dream)
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The Candy Man (the Candy Man)
Oh, the Candy Man can (the Candy Man can)
The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)

(The Candy Man makes everything he bakes)
(Satisfying and delicious)
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Who can take tomorrow (who can take tomorrow)
Dip it in a dream (dip it in a dream)
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The Candy Man (the Candy Man)
The Candy Man can (the Candy Man can)
The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)

Yes, the Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)
A-Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
(Makes the world taste good)
A-Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
(Makes the world taste good)
A-Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man

 

[Smurfy]

hahahaha

 

[Gymgurl]

Now that was funny and positive....come on jerkbox Smurfy is waiting

 

[ChefWide]

Now that was funny and positive....come on jerkbox Smurfy is waiting

Sammy. There is no resisting Sammy.

 

[Smurfy]

Jerky,

Just a friendly reminder that you have roughy 24 hours to make a positive thread. SOrry but that arch nemesis thing doesnt count.

Your friend,
~Smurfy

 

[jerkbox]

i don't think it's gonna happen bor....

 

[The_Ghost]

Come on bor, you gay guys always have something nice to say

 

[Smurfy]

i don't think it's gonna happen bor....

Dont give up.

Give yourself a chance.

Mama didnt raise no quitter.....

 

[gonelifting]

Has anyone seen my car keys?

 

[powerslave]

Smurfy gonna kick yo ass!!!!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

i don't think it's gonna happen bor....

Get your cranky ass in gear don't let Smurfy down!!!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i hope jerkwad can't think of one positive thing to post about before Smurfy's deadline. it's going to be fun to watch attempt to beat some happiness into him.

one more thing....Smurfy, you just keep beating him until we tell you he appears to be happy. it might take a long time, but it'll be worth it. trust me.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

A positive thread OR ELSE

Smurfy is going to Kimbo the fuck out of your eye

 

[Buddy_Christ]

A positive thread OR ELSE

Smurfy is going to Kimbo the fuck out of your eye

all she's gotta do is kick him in the balls and he'll have a smile on his face for months.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

hey bors.

 

[Lumberg]

i hope jerkwad can't think of one positive thing to post about before Smurfy's deadline. it's going to be fun to watch attempt to beat some happiness into him.

one more thing....Smurfy, you just keep beating him until we tell you he appears to be happy. it might take a long time, but it'll be worth it. trust me.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

 

[SoreArms]

i don't think it's gonna happen bor....

You can do it!