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Jello Biafra

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Anyone listen to any of jello biafra's spoken word albums? What do you guys think of him? My favorite pieces are Grow More Pot, and Why I'm glad the challenger blew up.
 
i've heard of him. i think he insulted dan quayle or something, then his records got pulled. that is all i remember.

when im in the mood to listen to a musician give radical advice in a spoken word album, i listen to henry rollins.
 
@SONG: M.T.V.--Get Off the Air

words: Biafra, music: Biafra & Ray


Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
Flame up the herb
Woof down the beer
(click!)

Hi
I'm your video DJ
I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes
I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go

My job is to help destroy
What's left of your imagination
By feeding you endless doses
Of sugar-coated mindless garbage

So don't create
Be sedate
Be a vegetable at home
And thwack on that dial
If we have our way even you will believe
This is the future of rock and roll

How far will you go
How low will you stoop
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill

You've turned rock and roll rebellion
Into Pat Boone sedation
Making sure nothing's left to the imagination

M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the air
Get off the air

See the latest rejects from the muppet show
Wag their tits and their dicks
As they lip-synch on screen

There's something I don't like
About a band who always smiles
Another tax write-off
For some schmuck who doesn't care

M.T.V. Get off the air

And so it was
Our beloved corporate gods
Claimed they created rock video
Allowing it to sink as low in one year
As commercial TV has in 25

"It's the new frontier," they say
It's wide open, anything can happen
But you've got a lot of nerve
To call yourself a pioneer
When you're too god-damn conservative
To take real chances.

Tin-eared
Graph-paper brained accountants
Instead of music fans
Call all the shots at giant record companies now

The lowest common denominator rules
Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest
That's the name of the game

But sales are slumping
And no one will say why
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?

M.T.V.--Get off the air!
NOW!
 
@SONG: Soup Is Good Food

words: Biafra, music:Ray/Biafra/Flouride/Peligro

We're sorry
But you're no longer needed
Or wanted
Or even cared about here

Machines can do a better job than you
This is what you get for asking questions

The unions agree
Sacrifices must be made
Computers never go on strike
To save the working man you've got to put him
out to pasture

Looks like we'll have to let you go
Doesn't it feel fulfilling to know
That you--the human being--are now obsolete
And there's nothing in hell we'll let you do about it

CHORUS
Soup is good food--(We don't need you any more)
You made a good meal--(We don't need you any more)
Now how do you feel--(We don't need you any more)
To be shit out our ass
And thrown in the cold like a piece of trash

We're sorry
You'll just have to leave
Unemployment runs out after just six weeks

How does it feel to be a budget cut*
You're snipped
You no longer exist

Your number's been purged from our central computer
So we can rig the facts
And sweep you under the rug
See our chart? Unemployment's going down
If that ruins your life that's your problem

Soup is Good Food Etc.

We're sorry
We hate to interrupt
But it's against the law to jump off this bridge

You'll just have to kill yourself somewhere else
A tourist might see you
And we wouldn't want that

I'm just doing my job, you know
So say uncle
And we'll take you to the mental health zoo
Force feed you mind-melting chemicals
Til even the outside world looks great

In hi-tech science research labs
It costs too much to bury all the dead
The mutilated disease-injected
Surplus rats who can't be used anymore

So they're dumped (with no minister present)
In a spiraling corkscrew dispose-all unit
Ground into sludge and flushed away
Aw geez

Soup is good food
You made a good meal etc.

We know how much you'd like to die
We joke about it on our coffee breaks
But we're paid to force you to have a nice day
In the wonderful world we just made for you

Poor Rats... we human rodents chuckle
at least we get a dignified cremation
At yet
At 6:00 tomorrow morning
It's time to get up and go to work
 
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The government flu

Got a head cold, got a chest cold, and it's three days old

going on forever

make you hazy, make you lazy, make you crazy

for days and days and days and
days and days and days and
for days and days and days and

Years!

The government flu
flew
through
you!

(or somthing like that)

Wyst

PS I love his spoken word stuff. Very funny. I used to wear surgical gloves on stage in a band I was in in college cos I saw him do it a couple of times.
 
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