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Jeff Foxworthy on Ohio
You may be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh) if:
*You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
*You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter, and Construction.
*You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
*You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
*"Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means south."
*You know if other Ohioians are from southern or Northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.
*You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
*"Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point.
*You measure distance in minutes.
*Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
*Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
*You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
*You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:
"Where's my coat at?"
*You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
*You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
*You carry jumper cables in your car.
*You know what 'pop' is.
*You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
*Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
*You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.
*The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
*You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
*You actually get these jokes, then forward 'em to your OHIO friends.
You may be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh) if:
*You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
*You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter, and Construction.
*You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
*You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
*"Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means south."
*You know if other Ohioians are from southern or Northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.
*You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
*"Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point.
*You measure distance in minutes.
*Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
*Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
*You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
*You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:
"Where's my coat at?"
*You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
*You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
*You carry jumper cables in your car.
*You know what 'pop' is.
*You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
*Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
*You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.
*The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
*You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
*You actually get these jokes, then forward 'em to your OHIO friends.
