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Java, are you having a break down?

Somebody needs to look at my last post in the "Is evolution generally accepted" thread. Look at the science people........:worried:
 
javaguru said:
I won't mention the unmentionable....I quoted Feynman in another thread..give me a break. :)
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No!
I have stopped reading your threads on principle alone.
I'm boycotting you.
 
Well, with you two boycotting each other, I guess I have this thread all to myself.

So, how 'bout them Packers?



:cow:
 
samoth said:
Oh. Ya know, I was expecting something indecent and obscene. How disappointing.



:cow:
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YOU'RE disappointed with nurgle? What with the heavy metal, I thought you'd be all about it. You must be more of a Khorne guy.
 
jestro said:
YOU'RE disappointed with nurgle? What with the heavy metal, I thought you'd be all about it. You must be more of a Khorne guy.
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Did you just call me a Korn fan?

*rolls up sleeves*



:cow:
 
samoth said:
WTF? No!

Jeez, I tried making a joke and neither party got it. Man, I suck tonight.



:cow:
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I'm fucking with you dear.
Fuck the Jesus talk, let's commence our shameless e-flirting.
 
samoth said:
Did you just call me a Korn fan?

*rolls up sleeves*



:cow:
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Fuking fuk you're a rube. A brainy hair farmer who doesn't know about war games?
I'm calling the geek squad, your OUT!
 
jestro said:
Fuking fuk you're a rube. A brainy hair farmer who doesn't know about war games?
I'm calling the geek squad, your OUT!
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God dammit. Hold on, I need to look up what rube means before I can repond.



:cow:
 
samoth said:
*adds rube to vocabulary*

*wonders if "hair farmer" is a good thing*



:cow:
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That was my nick name in High School.

Because, I did very well with teh ladies!
 
Stefka said:
I have a feeling that you have lots of kitteh pics saved up for when I start sleeping with Samoth.
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I think I am more excited about it than Samoth is!
 
samoth said:
I dunno... it doesn't take much to excite us up here in the frozen tundra.
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What city are you in? Green Bay?
 
Stefka said:
Smilies will only get you so far.
You should probably say something dirty soon.
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Umm... let's fuck?

That's probably not dirty, is it? Dammit. I have nothing to work off of here. Like, gimmie a lead-in or something.
 
samoth said:
Umm... let's fuck?

That's probably not dirty, is it? Dammit. I have nothing to work off of here. Like, gimmie a lead-in or something.
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I'm going to go take a shower.
You better have something good by the time I get back.
 
Stefka said:
I'm going to go take a shower.
You better have something good by the time I get back.
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After reading rottonwillow's story earlier, I totally can't think of anything worthy.

See, now, if I were over there, there's plenty of dirty sexual funness that can follow a comment like "I'm going to take a shower"... but over the internets, it just isn't the same.



:cow:
 
samoth said:
After reading rottonwillow's story earlier, I totally can't think of anything worthy.

See, now, if I were over there, there's plenty of dirty sexual funness that can follow a comment like "I'm going to take a shower"... but over the internets, it just isn't the same.



:cow:
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Rottonwillow's story? Did I miss something good?

True. Internet flirting does have its limits.
My shower was mildly exciting.
The light bulb in my bathroom is burned out and I only had a thin stream of light from the hallway to light my shower. I didn't fall or run into the door though, so that is good.
 
I don't remember where it was posted today. And apparently, I'm not spelling her name right in a search, either. Dammit.



:cow:
 
so uh how about that rottenwillow story hmmm??

samoth I thought you were like a member of that group against online flirting.. I could have sworn that used to be in your signature..

w t f ?
 
I wanna go to Samote's and Stefka's wedding.

Or at least get a postcard or something.

(Of Stefka in the shower...)





b0und (ok, that's far enough)
 
samoth said:
You're taunting me, aren't you!
:cow:
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Stefka said:
Do you enjoy being taunted?
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hmmm...

Samoth: Mrs Stefkason, I think you're trying to seduce me...
Mrs Stefkason: Samoth, I am *not* trying to seduce you.
Samoth: I know that, but *please*, Mrs Stefkason, this is difficult...
Mrs Stefkason: Would you like me to seduce you?
Samoth: What?
Mrs Stefkason: Is that what you're trying to tell me?
 
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