Jahova Witness

[1bigguy]

Frankly, I have known some real fruitcakes from just about any religion you can name.....

 

[BronzedGoddess]

I have been to 2 jw churchs- no windows.

My wife was banned because she was DATING me
Her family wasn't supposed to talk to her after she was banned
They wouldn't let her go back until after we got married.
WERE Y'ALL HAVING SEX, AND IF SO DID THEY KNOW? SHE MUST HAVE BEEN BAPTISED IN THE CHURCH FOR THEM TO HAVE DONE THAT. AND SHE MUST HAVE CONTINUED TO DO IT.

They don't celebrate shit. No birthdays, or any holidays(religious or not)
THEY BELIEVE THAT EVERYDAY SHOULD BE A CELEBRATION AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT SINGLE OUT ONE DAY OUT OF THE YEAR TO GIVE PRAISE OR THANKS.

I don't know about being snobs I never said they were.

They believe in God but they don't believe that jesus exsist yet. A LOT OF PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK JW BELIEVE THIS BUT THEY DO BELIEVE THAT CHRIST HAS CAME ALREADY.

If you need to go door to door to get people to join your church then you must be doing something wrong.

THEY BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO WITNESS ABOUT GOD'S LOVE AND PLAN FOR HIS CHILDREN. AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE BIBLE SAYS THIS AS WELL.

 

[CYBERNIGG]

THEY BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO WITNESS ABOUT GOD'S LOVE AND PLAN FOR HIS CHILDREN. AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE BIBLE SAYS THIS AS WELL.

Come on now. I already said that I am stating what I have been told by JW's.

If thats not what you think then I guess I'm SOL, but that is what the JW's that I have talked to believe.

 

[BronzedGoddess]

Come on now. I already said that I am stating what I have been told by JW's.

If thats not what you think then I guess I'm SOL, but that is what the JW's that I have talked to believe.

sorry for the caps, wasn't trying to yell at you just trying seperate my words from yours.

Everything I stated is what my family told me.

And who cares what I think I'm just another sinner, just adding to the conversation.

 

[Manu]

About Jahova Witness...

Some guy ask another " Are you a Jahova Witness?"
I the other one reply : " What? me? are you kiddin'? i didn't even saw the acident!!..."

 

[CYBERNIGG]

sorry for the caps, wasn't trying to yell at you just trying seperate my words from yours.

Everything I stated is what my family told me.

And who cares what I think I'm just another sinner, just adding to the conversation.

Well then its all good. Time to sin.

If all else fails in an argument over religion then say this

"MY GOD'S DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR GOD'S"

 

[Warik]

"But in the Latin alphabet... Jehova begins with an "I."

"'J'... *doh!*"

 

[CYBERNIGG]

"But in the Latin alphabet... Jehova begins with an "I."

"'J'... *doh!*"

THATS RIGHT INDY.

 

[Warik]

Ah so we have a Mr. SmartyPants on this thread. See if you know where this one is from:

"INDY COVAYAHAT!!! COVAYAHAT!"

 

[CYBERNIGG]

Ah so we have a Mr. SmartyPants on this thread. See if you know where this one is from:

"INDY COVAYAHAT!!! COVAYAHAT!"

You got me.

Is it from that whistle when the wind blows, entrance only, flappy ass-hole of yours?