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bigmann245

bigmann245

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well the asshole city council voted 19-0 in favor of tighter restrictions on strip clubs. as if there wasnt enough regulations. well these new ones will push the clubs out of jacksonville. figures i find a job that works with my school schedule and pays excellent and i will lose it because some old farts dont like the clubs.
 
no VIP, dancers have to be liscensed, 2 violations and your shut down for 6 months, absolutely no touching allowed. there are more but basically the clubs are going to have to close because its not worth staying open. oh and they cant be next to church's or schools which i agree with but the clubs were there first many years before they put a church or a school next to it. thats almost entrapment. now they say these clubs next to a church or school has to move. bunch of old assholes taking away more and more freedoms.
 
bigmann245 said:
no VIP, dancers have to be liscensed, 2 violations and your shut down for 6 months, absolutely no touching allowed. there are more but basically the clubs are going to have to close because its not worth staying open. oh and they cant be next to church's or schools which i agree with but the clubs were there first many years before they put a church or a school next to it. thats almost entrapment. now they say these clubs next to a church or school has to move. bunch of old assholes taking away more and more freedoms.
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They won't be able to enforce that. They built that Catholic High School next to what used to be called Magoo's and Magoo's had been there for years. That'll get shot down in court.
 
HumanTarget said:
man, i'm sorry, but, would you want one in your backyard?
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my argument is, if you dont like what goes on inside a strip club, stay the fuck out.

although i dont frequent strip clubs until i started working in one but i never minded the fact that they were there. just keep it inside.
 
bigmann245 said:
no VIP, dancers have to be liscensed, 2 violations and your shut down for 6 months, absolutely no touching allowed. there are more but basically the clubs are going to have to close because its not worth staying open. oh and they cant be next to church's or schools which i agree with but the clubs were there first many years before they put a church or a school next to it. thats almost entrapment. now they say these clubs next to a church or school has to move. bunch of old assholes taking away more and more freedoms.
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they wont enforce that crap
 
bigmann245 said:
no VIP, dancers have to be liscensed, 2 violations and your shut down for 6 months, absolutely no touching allowed. there are more but basically the clubs are going to have to close because its not worth staying open. oh and they cant be next to church's or schools which i agree with but the clubs were there first many years before they put a church or a school next to it. thats almost entrapment. now they say these clubs next to a church or school has to move. bunch of old assholes taking away more and more freedoms.
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lol. those are the rules Detroit has had for years. hasn't changed a thing. no touching allowed but chicks still dry fuck the shit outta you in VIP. no worries.
 
redguru said:
They won't be able to enforce that. They built that Catholic High School next to what used to be called Magoo's and Magoo's had been there for years. That'll get shot down in court.
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man, you guys ever heard of vice squad? that's their job, enforcing that. now they have a reason to come in your club. i know from experience. we had guys in the lot looking for vice. if we saw them or got tipped off , we were ready. we'd call stage revues and have every dancer in the club up on stage and off peoples laps.
 
hamstershaver said:
they wont enforce that crap
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they will. if there is $$$ to be made, they sure as hell will. those tickets are in the 1500 dollar range here, plus you make the sex offender list.
 
HumanTarget said:
man, you guys ever heard of vice squad? that's their job, enforcing that. now they have a reason to come in your club. i know from experience. we had guys in the lot looking for vice. if we saw them or got tipped off , we were ready. we'd call stage revues and have every dancer in the club up on stage and off peoples laps.
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Jacksonville Sheriff's Office is corrupt. The vice squad is probably at San Juan liquors right now getting a hummer.
 
bigmann245 said:
so basically strip clubs will now be live sears catalogs lingeree and underwear section.
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nah, you just gotta be on the ball and not get caught. the city here makes 250 bucks for every licensed dancer. that is to be renewed every year. there are thousands of girls dancing, more turning 18 every year. strange it didn't catch on before down there.
 
HumanTarget said:
lol. those are the rules Detroit has had for years. hasn't changed a thing. no touching allowed but chicks still dry fuck the shit outta you in VIP. no worries.
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the new regulations shut down the VIP rooms. it is also regulating adult book stores. they have gone out of their way with this one.
 
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Sorry to hear that. Does not surprise me though - Jax is a city that refuses to grow despite warm weather, a favorable tax climate and a ton of desirable waterfront property.

Bad government. Dumb people. That's Jax.


redguru,

JSO is less corrupt since they got that idiot Glover out of there.
 
redguru said:
Jacksonville Sheriff's Office is corrupt. The vice squad is probably at San Juan liquors right now getting a hummer.
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here the LCC makes all of the rules pertaining to topless bars. so, i've been raided by the State troopers, Wayne county sherrif, The local DEA, etc. doesn't really matter.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
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Sorry to hear that. Does not surprise me though - Jax is a city that refuses to grow despite warm weather, a favorable tax climate and a ton of desirable waterfront property.

Bad government. Dumb people. That's Jax.


redguru,

JSO is less corrupt since they got that idiot Glover out of there.
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I heard Sheriff Rutherford was cleaning house, but he was only in office a short time when I moved.
 
gotmilk said:
Two words

DONUT SHOP.

Topless waitresses who serve donuts and coffee.
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lol, ever been to the totally nude clubs? you can go bottomless but cannot serve liquor.
 
redguru said:
I've never been inside the place. Dunno, man. I prefer the clubs where I can have watered down vodka.
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bro, you speak the truth. and for all of the unknowing, 50% of the time, you are not getting the brand you asked for. swapping is a common practice in bars.
 
HumanTarget said:
bro, you speak the truth. and for all of the unknowing, 50% of the time, you are not getting the brand you asked for. swapping is a common practice in bars.
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I can tell the difference between Popov and Wyborova or Grey Goose. But if you chill a premium vodka, they all taste nearly the same.
 
This does not surprise me Jax has the biggest church I ever seen in my life. (People that have never been there it take up FULL city block! I think I saw more churches in that city then anywhere EVER.) I don't know if I would move there even to work for an emperor. ;)
 
redguru said:
I can tell the difference between Popov and Wyborova or Grey Goose. But if you chill a premium vodka, they all taste nearly the same.
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we had 3 half gallon bottles of Absolut and filled them with garbage off brands to fill our liquor guns. but ya can never fake Jager....
 
superqt4u2nv said:
This does not surprise me Jax has the biggest church I ever seen in my life. (People that have never been there it take up FULL city block! I think I saw more churches in that city then anywhere EVER.) I don't know if I would move there even to work for an emperor. ;)
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LOL, the church with it's own parking garage and TV station. The First Baptist Church of Jacksonville.
 
redguru said:
There's one in Jacksonville. Solid Gold.
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Times have changed. Diamond Dolls on San Marco Blvd must have everyone on the payroll...it's full on nudity and plenty of alcohol.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Times have changed. Diamond Dolls on San Marco Blvd must have everyone on the payroll...it's full on nudity and plenty of alcohol.
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Wow on San Marco? Party on and crawl home!
 
my club is topless but they still get fined. we got raided last week and all but 3 girl's got citations and we have 33 girls. $200 a pop. manager got a $500 fine. if they get a second fine its a 3rd degree felony. rapist get less. this town is back asswards.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
This does not surprise me Jax has the biggest church I ever seen in my life. (People that have never been there it take up FULL city block! I think I saw more churches in that city then anywhere EVER.) I don't know if I would move there even to work for an emperor. ;)
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OMG superQT was in my town.... i feel so honored. wish i knew you then. maybe next time. lol.
 
redguru said:
Wow on San Marco? Party on and crawl home!
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it's been done, also done that from Square One / Cafe on the Square. That place is fun to go and mock local yuppie faggoteers.

Hi I'm Sarah, I'm a lawyer.

Fuck you bitch.

I mean, um, hi.
 
bigmann245 said:
well the asshole city council voted 19-0 in favor of tighter restrictions on strip clubs. as if there wasnt enough regulations. well these new ones will push the clubs out of jacksonville. figures i find a job that works with my school schedule and pays excellent and i will lose it because some old farts dont like the clubs.
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sup you fag how you bin.
 
bigmann245 said:
the new regulations shut down the VIP rooms. it is also regulating adult book stores. they have gone out of their way with this one.
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Well it's a good thing I got my VIP lap dance already. It's amazing what you'll let another girl do to ya when youv'e had 6 too many!! LOL!!! :busy:
 
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