I've decided I'm not going to get older anymore.

[Nathan]

Getting older just isn't for me. I'll still celebrate my birthdays but I won't age any. Don't ask me how I'm gonna do it cause I signed a contract saying I'd be liable if I do tell you anything. It's a pretty sweet deal. I just hate aging. I want to be a young kid for the rest of my life. I used think there is no way, everyone gets older, but now I've found my alternative and it's something else altogether.


On another note, this sucks. I DON'T WANNA GET OLDER!!!!!!! ASomeone help me. Quick do something. Seriously. Maybe I'll shoot myself in the scrotum...on second thought I'm pretty sure that'll just hurt so maybe I'll aim higher like the head or some shit. Yes, I will shoot myself in the head and it'll all be done and over with so that I won't have to witness myself aging. I hate life.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I really have no issues with getting older.

what is your main issue with it?

post a pic.

I'm gonna go take a leak.

 

[Nathan]

You have to grow up which sucks. I just don't want to have less and less fun as I get older and become weaker and less important and become ugly and all that stuff. It's mainly the shallow stuff about being young I'm clinging to here. I won't lie to you, I have no depth whatsoever. It's not possible for even an amoeba to drown in my inner pool of wisdom. Try as that amoeba might, the worst he's gonna do is get some water up his nose which granted, sucks an ass, but is not the same as drowning. Also, I like exposing myself in public, and it isn't as easy to gret away with it as you age.

 

[HappyScrappy]

are you JOKING?! old people can get away with anything.
people just shrug it off as them being old.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I have two words for you:

taco salad

 

[Nathan]

Jesus would probably futiley try and end his aging process but would fail miserable since, after all, he's no Nathan.

Okay, sure old old people can get aeway with stuff but as soon as like 30 or so rolls around you've got public nudity trouble and that'll last until 50 at least. Bottom line, it's cute when you're younger, kinda strange but also funny when you're really old, and just plain dirty when you're middle-aged.

 

[Temple]

Nathan...sweetie....you were born in 1980...you are two years older than my son....I DON'T WANT TO FRICKING HEAR IT!!!!!

 

[sereneman]

I think aging sucks also. I would rather by young and stupid and healthy forever than be old and wise and have old balls.

 

[Nathan]

Nathan...sweetie....you were born in 1980...you are two years older than my son....I DON'T WANT TO FRICKING HEAR IT!!!!!

Okay, granted I'm one of the younger members of the board but nevertheless aging sucks. I am one of those people for whom the glass is always half empty. In my defense i grew up with a mother who would always ever since I can remember somehow slip into a conversation that she would be dead very soon. This from a perfectly healthy woman who just kinda figures it'll all be over soon. Strange bird that one. Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah, I've always hated getting older since I was like 5. I lioked the presents at birthday parties but everything else bit hard.

 

[starfish]

Your chronoligical age means nothing. It's how you live.

I know people years younger than me who people think are older. It's all in your attitude and how you live.

 

[big4life]

I'm 41 and I still get away with public nudity.

 

[Temple]

Okay, granted I'm one of the younger members of the board but nevertheless aging sucks. I am one of those people for whom the glass is always half empty. In my defense i grew up with a mother who would always ever since I can remember somehow slip into a conversation that she would be dead very soon. This from a perfectly healthy woman who just kinda figures it'll all be over soon. Strange bird that one. Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah, I've always hated getting older since I was like 5. I lioked the presents at birthday parties but everything else bit hard.

That attitude will age you faster than ANYTHING. See if you can find the book "As A Man Thinketh"

 

[Nathan]

That attitude will age you faster than ANYTHING. See if you can find the book "As A Man Thinketh"

I'll look for the book if you tell me what the man doth thinketh about. If it's fishing or golf I'm not interested.