I've decided I'm going to legally change my name

[Nathan]

Enough of this "Nathan' bullshit. Let's be honest here, nobody likes anyone that goes by the name Nathan. I sure as fuck know I do not. Every Nathan I know is ugly and stupid and sucks to be around. So, my new name will be Moe Mental. That's right Moe Mental. I think it's a "don't fuck with me" type of name and will suit my overall demeanor. Like for instance, say I'm raping me some puppies, everyone will just turn the other cheek and say, "That's Moe Mental for ya." Also, say I'm humping passers-by on the street, again, they'll say, "Normally I would be appalled right now but that name tag of his says he goes by the name Moe Mental and thus I expect this type of behavior should be normal for this guy. Carry on Moe." I will therefore be able to get away with stranger and stranger behavior I anticipate. Everything should fall into place nicely and every time people get together they'll say, "Let's give ol' Moe Mental a shout. That guy knows how to have a good time. Remember the time he ate that kid with the skateboard that gave him the finger? That shit was classic."

Please refer to me only as Moe Mental starting.....NOW!

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

hmm.. I think I will stick with calling you Nathan.. Nathan ol buddy ol pal...

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[saint808]

i like the name Fuck Fuckerson myself.

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

I'd like to cut your heart out with a rusty spoon and hand it to you while you're still alive. Before you finally die, I'm going to shove your heart into your mouth so you can shut up.

 

[Nathan]

i like the name Fuck Fuckerson myself.

It's a close second...like a REALLY close second. Fuck Fuckerson you say? Hmmmmm....

 

[Nathan]

I'd like to cut your heart out with a rusty spoon and hand it to you while you're still alive. Before you finally die, I'm going to shove your heart into your mouth so you can shut up.

Are you coming on to me?

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

Are you coming on to me?

Only if you will bleach your asshole so I can kindly insert a spear up your ass without worrying about the smell. I'll proceed to impale you atop of my house to serve as a warning for cowering muttonheads such as yourself.

 

[Nathan]

Only if you will bleach your asshole so I can kindly insert a spear up your ass without worrying about the smell. I'll proceed to impale you atop of my house to serve as a warning for cowering muttonheads such as yourself.

That, sir, is sexual harrassment if ever I've heard and heard it I have! Good day to you.

 

[hardrock]

Hoew about- Crappy Asserton, or Tooty McFartington.

 

[Newbie2building]

you bring up a good point. is there anyway to change our names on this site without giving up our account? i am stuck with the name "newbie2building" because my old roommate opened this account originally. she got me hooked, i took over, but id like to change my name.

any suggestions? oh and if i CAN change my name, how about suggestions for a new one?

 

[velvett]

I like Nathan.

 

[hardrock]

Also just think if you spelled it- Mow Mental instead of Moe Mental, and mowed lawns for a living(or fun). Just imagine hoe that would fuck with peoples heads.

 

[Nathan]

I like Nathan.

Really? Okay, I'm Nathan to Velvett but I'm still Moe Mental to the rest of you jerks cause you'd better watch out. Obviously, I have a soft spot for Velvett - not that I'm soft or anything where it counts...nevermind no one would believe me anyway. I have nothing in principle against newbie2bodybuilding either and sympathize with her cause she feels my pain. Maybe you could change your name to, and watch out cause this is pretty witty if I do say so myself...nevermind I really can't come up with anything that won't be taken to be sexest or dirty. Not that I'm trying to come up with something raunchy it's just I can pretty much associate something pretty nasty with every name I know. Damn, I have some issues to resolve.

 

[The Eugenius]

Moe Mental sounds suspiciously like a mobster's name. Are you in the Canadian Mafia?

 

[Nathan]

Moe Mental sounds suspiciously like a mobster's name. Are you in the Canadian Mafia?

No comment. Hey! Look over there!

 

[Bullit]

Moe Kockplease sounds like a more fitting name.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

what about Moe Butraipe?

 

[Mattavelli]

Please refer to me only as Moe Mental starting.....NOW!

moe mental bring a picture to my mind of a anorexic, dyslexic , half retarded kid in a wheelchair...

 

[Nathan]

moe mental bring a picture to my mind of a anorexic, dyslexic , half retarded kid in a wheelchair...

I can only aspire to be so defined as an individual. I mean, if you're an anorexic, dyslexic, mildly retarded kid in a wheelchair you must really know where you fit into society. i remain confident as ever that i have made the right choice with Moe Mental.