Ive broken down..

[ha1a1]

My car has stopped being cooperative. Currently waiting for roadside assistance.

 

[nangiggles]

Try hitchhiking

 

[WoodyO]

Did your radiator blow?

 

[AFeedz]

Did your radiator blow?

In the desert?

 

[WoodyO]

In the desert?

Making you late for a bday party and fucking up the fruit salad too?

 

[AFeedz]

Making you late for a bday party and fucking up the fruit salad too?

Because the Mexican tow truck driver can't follow the voice guidance or the map on his GPS?

...but you can forgive him cuz he brought bottled water?

 

[-SD-]

Nobody gives a shit

 

[AFeedz]

Am offended.

 

[WoodyO]

I think he was a sand nigger, not a Mexican.

 

[PICK3]

I am prepared to offer you a fair market vale for you vehicle in its present condition

 

[WoodyO]

My vehicle has a brand new radiator, hoses, thermometer, reservoir and low idle sensor. It's gonna outlive Pick3.

 

[ha1a1]

It's sorted. The roadside assistance cunt tried to sell me a battery for $250 lol. He said he wouldn't jump start me because his battery meter was saying my battery was faulty and dangerous. He basically tried to scam me. I told him to start it and id deal with the consequences. Anyway it ran for an hour n starts like a relationship with a stripper now.

 

[miplank]

I am prepared to offer you a fair market vale for you vehicle in its present condition

*value

 

[WoodyO]

It's sorted. The roadside assistance cunt tried to sell me a battery for $250 lol. He said he wouldn't jump start me because his battery meter was saying my battery was faulty and dangerous. He basically tried to scam me. I told him to start it and id deal with the consequences. Anyway it ran for an hour n starts like a relationship with a stripper now.

Lolz