BTW - Sales jobs do fucking rock.
I went to lunch today and had a meal that cost 60-70 for myself... had 3 others with me. Paid for by the company. I do that 4/5 days a week... bout twice a week I have a happy hour, and once a week a dinner, every two weeks or so - some 'Event' like a ballgame or what not. Living mad on the company dime, and they want me too!
It's like I make double what I actually do.