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I've been invited to a gang bang......should i go?

vinylgroover

vinylgroover

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There will be 3 girls and up to 15 guys. Girls are pretty hot.......haven't seen the guys lol.

i've had 3-soms before, but never something on this scale.

What happens if some dude decides to shoot all over my back or something.

Would you go?.....looking for answers from guys and girls.
 
What in tarnation are you thinking, I dont want even the think of the rotten stench of sex smell that will emanate from that room, let alone a circle jerk of guys fluffing themselves waiting for their turn. Wrong, wrong I tell you
 
do you have any buddies that are cops, this could make for a great practical joke opportunity
 
are these girls pornstars are just regular whores?..if its the number 2 i say go, nail em good and hard and get the hell out of there before you get another mans skeet skeet on your face.
 
9 dudes is the limit for 3 girls, and even then its like totally weird I'd imagine.

If you go bring buttplugs.
 
NJjuice22 said:
are these girls pornstars are just regular whores?..if its the number 2 i say go, nail em good and hard and get the hell out of there before you get another mans skeet skeet on your face.
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not whores or pornstars......just everyday chicks lol
 
UA_Iron said:
9 dudes is the limit for 3 girls, and even then its like totally weird I'd imagine.

If you go bring buttplugs.
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maybe even wear one
 
like the comedian Howie Mandel talking about going to watch a porn movie in a theatre, stay in the back with a squirt gun full of jergens lotion, be discrete, aim for their necks
 
Since you are a minute man you can get in, do your deed, then leave.

or perhaps when you see other naked dudes you will get it off in a few seconds.
 
BrothaBill said:
lol @ the black guy holding his softon in deep thought, thinking, "Im too old for this shit"
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Ya, that is funny. Seems almost gay to be at a gang bang where there is like 15 guys and 3 chicks. As you can see from the pic above, would be a lot of naked guys standing around waiting and beating their meats. Kind of weird.
 
too many sticks and not enough holes at that party. three girls = six guys max unless you like rubbing nuts with another dude (i.e. killahbee)
 
lardo5150 said:
Ya, that is funny. Seems almost gay to be at a gang bang where there is like 15 guys and 3 chicks. As you can see from the pic above, would be a lot of naked guys standing around waiting and beating their meats. Kind of weird.
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why not just get a woman for the evening from a club, its like the shit is flooding the market and you wont hear the sounds of some guy comming and spooging, fucking gross. Kids today
 
not even with this on http://www.pnl.gov/microcats/images/!toxicsu.jpg i wouldn't even let one of those dirty skank whores touch me with a ten foot pole.
 
Devastation said:
too many sticks and not enough holes at that party. three girls = six guys max unless you like rubbing nuts with another dude (i.e. killahbee)
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they are much better odds than i have had recently......been a drought for a few months
 
vinylgroover said:
There will be 3 girls and up to 15 guys. Girls are pretty hot.......haven't seen the guys lol.

i've had 3-soms before, but never something on this scale.

What happens if some dude decides to shoot all over my back or something.

Would you go?.....looking for answers from guys and girls.
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This is not the time. With great patience comes great rewards.
 
holy swashcockling fagfest batman! :eek2: re that is downright degrading! the way i see it, it there are 15 guys and 3 girls, well then...youre only worth 1/5 of a girl!!! do you really have to stoop so low for a root? wwwwtttffff wheres your pride! this isnt lebanon, you know!

anyway, if you go, follow The Delicious Rule Of Mostly Male Threesomes Or Gangbangs: only do it if you go first then get the fuck out of there (actually im just trying to make you feel better. the REAL Delicious Rule of Threesomes and Gangbangs is: if there are any guys there apart from you...dont even think about it)

or you could go just to take pics, have an interesting story to tell, then go out on the town and pick up like a normal person.
 
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hamstershaver said:
if you get first dibs on the kitty i say go for it
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You guys are acting as if these girls are virgins ready to be penetrated for the first time.

No matter if he's first this session I'm sure there's already been a few hundred cocks and STD's in front of him.

Unless of course he is going purely for the cock-on-cock action.
 
alien amp pharm said:
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1. Don't be Goldendelicious
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arent you the guy who was wrapped around some 18 year old girls finger like a rubber band, where you stayed, sexless, for several months, while she sucked every bit of exquisite emotional juice out of you during long, heartwrenching AIM chats (that you posted on EF for all to see, hoping to glean some playa skillz and get on top of the situation, but instead, merely completed the loop of total, utter humiliation in the public eye?) before dumping you on your elongated, squishy, sopping wet vaginal lips, to cry yellow stains into your pillow while she found a younger, better guy to give her ultimate embrace to?

i. thought. so.

meanwhile, The Delicious can summon chicks like Monkey Magic with his chest hair trick ;)

...except theyd even look like monkeys. fucking nasty chick ridden town. BUT as soon as i work out that little glitch, ill totally PWN YOU BYOTCH! ;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
arent you the guy who was wrapped around some 18 year old girls finger like a rubber band, where you stayed, sexless, for several months, while she sucked every bit of exquisite emotional juice out of you during long, heartwrenching AIM chats (that you posted on EF for all to see, hoping to glean some playa skillz and get on top of the situation, but instead, merely completed the loop of total, utter humiliation in the public eye?) before dumping you on your elongated, squishy, sopping wet vaginal lips, to cry yellow stains into your pillow while she found a younger, better guy to give her ultimate embrace to?

i. thought. so.

meanwhile, The Delicious can summon chicks like Monkey Magic with his chest hair trick ;)

...except theyd even look like monkeys. fucking nasty chick ridden town. BUT as soon as i work out that little glitch, ill totally PWN YOU BYOTCH! ;)
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OMG you...you...BIG MEANIE!

I was laughing at that whole descriptive paragraph. It's funny because it's all true. lololol. :bawling:
 
BrothaBill said:
why not just get a woman for the evening from a club, its like the shit is flooding the market and you wont hear the sounds of some guy comming and spooging, fucking gross. Kids today
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great advice

;)
i guess you are speaking from past present and future experience
 
alien amp pharm said:
OMG you...you...BIG MEANIE!

I was laughing at that whole descriptive paragraph. It's funny because it's all true. lololol. :bawling:
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its good that you can laugh at yourself aap, and cry too. its good to cry about being led down the garden path by some manipulative 18 year old minx, who used your heart as a doormat and your self esteem to wipe her ass, leaving you broken, like a plastic chair SoKlu sat in, discarded on the side of lifes highway :( . we've all been there at some stage or other. :(

well ok, so we havnt all been there...so really youre a pathetic loser who got played by a girl barely out of her training bra, and still ranks Novice on the world roster of truly manipulative bitches, which in turn means that youre basically a jizz receptacle of life that somehow got stuck to a penis and 2 fluffy dice, that some doctor mistook for a man :( tsk tsk.

man, the world is cruel :( i feel so bad for you bro :(

anyway, hate to love you and leave you, but i have a date with a girl who wants to use me for my body tonight...she has the nicest hips and the roundest bum, and the way she uses both hands to...oh.

sorry.

;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
its good that you can laugh at yourself aap, and cry too. its good to cry about being led down the garden path by some manipulative 18 year old minx, who used your heart as a doormat and your self esteem to wipe her ass, leaving you broken, like a plastic chair SoKlu sat in, discarded on the side of lifes highway :( . we've all been there at some stage or other. :(

well ok, so we havnt all been there...so really youre a pathetic loser who got played by a girl barely out of her training bra, and still ranks Novice on the world roster of truly manipulative bitches, which in turn means that youre basically a jizz receptacle of life that somehow got stuck to a penis and 2 fluffy dice, that some doctor mistook for a man :( tsk tsk.

man, the world is cruel :( i feel so bad for you bro :(

anyway, hate to love you and leave you, but i have a date with a girl who wants to use me for my body tonight...she has the nicest hips and the roundest bum, and the way she uses both hands to...oh.

sorry.

;)
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She wasn't 18, she was 20. So there take that!

Good luck on your date. I hope 'she' ends up having a penis







...of course I bet you hope so too.



.
 
alien amp pharm said:
She wasn't 18, she was 20. So there take that!

Good luck on your date. I hope 'she' ends up having a penis







...of course I bet you hope so too.



.
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of course she'll have a penis


...in her mouth :)

(ok well not really, i was bullshitting about the date tonight, im not going anywhere. im going to sit pretty on my butt till i go to sleep, because im supposed to be training hard and looking even gooderer for a holiday i have planned, in a place where there are actually some hot chicks...you still suck though, you should have seen that comeback a mile away. useless mofo ;) )
 
There will be 25 guys there by the time it rolls around...


and one (hugely fat) chick.
 
it will be all fun and games until the 3 girls dont show up and its just u 15 guys doing an elephant walk!
 
What kind of woman wants a gang-bang with strangers..for free?

and to find 3 OF THEM?

u sure they ain't crack whores or hired hookers? Never seen a situation like this -- especially with regular hot chicks. Sounds too hard to believe.
 
Don't be surprised if 9 out of the 15 guys have a video camera. If you don't mind starring on the interwebs, then it's OK.
 
vinylgroover said:
There will be 3 girls and up to 15 guys. Girls are pretty hot.......haven't seen the guys lol.

i've had 3-soms before, but never something on this scale.

What happens if some dude decides to shoot all over my back or something.

Would you go?.....looking for answers from guys and girls.
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Invite bitch!
 
lmao

You'll be pounding one of the bitches and then.. OH OH.. feel something slipping on in.

Either way, you'll be naked and have your back turned to some dood waiting his turn, I say don't do it but if you do decide to take the 'plunge' and you get one up the ass, don't say we didn't warn you

:)
 
gonelifting said:
Don't be surprised if 9 out of the 15 guys have a video camera. If you don't mind starring on the interwebs, then it's OK.
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lol if you don't mind your future son one day watching daddy at a gang-bang @gangband.com, then by all means go
 
I'm not sure if all gangbangs work like some one else mentioned, a bunch of naked dudes fluffing themselves waiting for their turn.

The gang bangs I've been in, it's one chick and one dude in the room at a time every one else is hanging out elsewhere, drinking, bulshitting, whatever almost as if nothing else is happening. Then when the dude is done, he comes out and in goes the next guy. Been in quite a few, never hookers or crack whores, just young horny girls and a bunch of young horny guys.

some call it amtrack but we call it the train
 
SoreArms said:
I'm not sure if all gangbangs work like some one else mentioned, a bunch of naked dudes fluffing themselves waiting for their turn.

The gang bangs I've been in, it's one chick and one dude in the room at a time every one else is hanging out elsewhere, drinking, bulshitting, whatever almost as if nothing else is happening. Then when the dude is done, he comes out and in goes the next guy. Been in quite a few, never hookers or crack whores, just young horny girls and a bunch of young horny guys.

some call it amtrack but we call it the train
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Well, fuck, Im going to have to go to more Mexican weddings!
 
15 girls and one dude (me) is the only gang bang I'd go to.
 
i didn't end up going.......it was on Friday night. There were only 2 girls confirmed and 14 guys, which would have meant a lot of sitting around doing nothing. if there was another girl i would have gone
 
OK, i was at one once. Guy 1 over here. Guy 2 over there.
Guy 1s girl (girl1) is makin it with guy 2s girl's sister(girl3). Guy 2s girl(girl2) joins in, but never touches her sister. The sister's bring out the freak in girl1.
guy's join in & pound the fluids out of all 3 girls. 2 guys end up shooting on 3 girls faces & all 3 girls lick each other's faces off. sister's kiss & share bounty.
Everybody falls asleep. Various hookups occur through night.
 
hidngod said:
OK, i was at one once. Guy 1 over here. Guy 2 over there.
Guy 1s girl (girl1) is makin it with guy 2s girl's sister(girl3). Guy 2s girl(girl2) joins in, but never touches her sister. The sister's bring out the freak in girl1.
guy's join in & pound the fluids out of all 3 girls. 2 guys end up shooting on 3 girls faces & all 3 girls lick each other's faces off. sister's kiss & share bounty.
Everybody falls asleep. Various hookups occur through night.
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WOW! awesome!
 
vinylgroover said:
There were only 2 girls confirmed and 14 guys, which would have meant a lot of sitting around doing nothing. if there was another girl i would have gone
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That's very sad. You need to work on your conversational skills m'man.

My ex-husband actually worked with a guy that (believe it or not) admitted to meeting his wife at a gang bang. I know, I know, sounds like the opening line to a bad joke but I swear if I'm lying I'm dying. This was also a man who admitted to needing a penile extender so I don't this this bugger had a molecule of pride in his entire body ...

Just a cautionary tale ... do you see the potential turn your life could take if you don't take the steps now to attract the right kind of person and foster healthy relationships??? :worried:
 
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