Delinquent
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After passing through Jamaica in which he must have sucked up too many of their crops and stalled a bit, Ivan has sobered up and strengthened back up to a rare Category 5 Hurricane with a central pressure of 914mb. Ivan is currently heading straight for the Cayman Islands in which he will most likely flatten the country. Maybe some of those crops from jamaica will be dropped off so the people of Grand Cayman can at least be too high to give a shit. After cruising through Cuba where hopefully Castro will be vacationing, Ivan is expected to head north and landfall somewhere from Alabama/Florida Border to the Big Bend area of Florida. There are still slight chances that Ivan could take a more east turn and take a similar path as Charley. I think Ivan can sense all the old fuckers getting ready to throw their alka seltzer at him and of course as everyone knows, there are a shitload of old fuckers in Florida, unfortunately or maybe it's finally fortunately they accumulate on the coasts so he'll probably not go there. Stay Tuned.....
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