It's seems as though KB is mortal afterall.....ex GF pwns me sorta

[slat1]

I have an ex like that. I hate her because I can't stop being in love with her.
She asked me to marry her. I said yes.
We had a small disagreement (she was being a total inconsiderate bitch) and we stopped talking.
So now I am technically engaged but living with someone else.
That bitch knows if she shows up I will do what ever she wants too.
God I love her.
I would let her kill me if it would turn her on... LOL.

 

[jestro]

I have an ex like that. I hate her because I can't stop being in love with her.
She asked me to marry her. I said yes.
We had a small disagreement (she was being a total inconsiderate bitch) and we stopped talking.
So now I am technically engaged but living with someone else.
That bitch knows if she shows up I will do what ever she wants too.
God I love her.
I would let her kill me if it would turn her on... LOL.

You sound like an Emo song
"I'd let you slit my throat
Then appologize
For bleeding on your shirt"

 

[Smurfy]

Man, this is just too funny....

I sent her back an email that said "Why did the kindergardener cross the road"

and she sent one back saying "Why? Oh, and that email was supposed to go to my friend XXX, not sure how it got to you".

Man, that makes me smile. I needed that.

that lying whore.

 

[slat1]

I say have sex with the ex again. Then let her destroy your life. Then you will have found true happiness my friend!

 

[mrdeeznuts]

lol, she sent me this pic once when I was in a bad mood. such a fucking cutie

you're right, scots. it pisses me off more though, that I answer her emails. don't get me wrong, we both know it's a game and we both play it like that, but it's one of the few times my rational thought loses out to stupid emotions.

i remember that pic, it was right before she was going to blow me. might want to knock her down to an 7.5, 2 point deduction for sluttiness

 

[patsfan1379]

I have an ex like that. I hate her because I can't stop being in love with her.
She asked me to marry her. I said yes.
We had a small disagreement (she was being a total inconsiderate bitch) and we stopped talking.
So now I am technically engaged but living with someone else.
That bitch knows if she shows up I will do what ever she wants too.
God I love her.
I would let her kill me if it would turn her on... LOL.

Jesus Christoff.

 

[-SD-]

(fyi - she's a 9.5, hands down)

[yoda/] this is why you fail [yoda/]

 

[KillahBee]

[yoda/] this is why you fail [yoda/]

ouch

 

[Bullit]

Oh, and that email was supposed to go to my friend XXX, not sure how it got to you".

Absolutely OWNED.
LOL

 

[KillahBee]

Absolutely OWNED.
LOL

no shit man. what the frig