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It's happening again...I can feel it.

jack sparrow

jack sparrow

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Some of you may remember me disappearing a while back almost over night...and then again, some of you didn't even notice :rolleyes:. Either way, before I get sucked into the same vaginal vortex as I did last year, I just wanted to let you all know that :

A. I'm dumb
B. I know this
C. My hair is 10x better thanks to the shampoo she gave me



Sadly, little jack is calling the shots now and I've lost control.

I'm sorry you guys :(
 
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She's everywhere. I smell her all over my clothes, when I'm in the shower using her shampoo, when I'm licking my upper lip, etc.

Today I found a piece of her hair on my jacket so I stuck it in my mouth :worried:
 
Jack Schitt said:
She's everywhere. I smell her all over my clothes, when I'm in the shower using her shampoo, when I'm licking my upper lip, etc.

Today I found a piece of her hair on my jacket so I stuck it in my mouth :worried:
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Floss with it next time. :)
 
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Jack Schitt said:
She's everywhere. I smell her all over my clothes, when I'm in the shower using her shampoo, when I'm licking my upper lip, etc.

Today I found a piece of her hair on my jacket so I stuck it in my mouth :worried:
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part of this is so sweet
and part is kinda creepy
 
vixensghost said:
Floss with it next time. :)
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I tried to smell it first.

It's like she deliberately forced her scent upon me and my house. Like some kind of wild animal marking her territory.
 
Jack Schitt said:
She's everywhere. I smell her all over my clothes, when I'm in the shower using her shampoo, when I'm licking my upper lip, etc.

Today I found a piece of her hair on my jacket so I stuck it in my mouth :worried:
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It's terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon.
 
Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.
 
H_T_ said:
Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.
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thats even romantic
 
Good grief. First kb gets banned, Jacks whooped, and now HT is a walking Halmark commercial.

Who's going to step up and take their place as Alpha Male around here?
 
alien amp pharm said:
Good grief. First kb gets banned, Jacks whooped, and now HT is a walking Halmark commercial.

Who's going to step up and take their place as Alpha Male around here?
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WhistleBritches!!
 
H_T_ said:
Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.
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are you going to drive a colorful school bus?
 
alien amp pharm said:
Good grief. First kb gets banned, Jacks whooped, and now HT is a walking Halmark commercial.

Who's going to step up and take their place as Alpha Male around here?
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I think this is healother's big chance
 
Jack Schitt said:
I tried to smell it first.

It's like she deliberately forced her scent upon me and my house. Like some kind of wild animal marking her territory.
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Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives. :)
 
Jack Schitt said:
Her eyes are grey-ish green and her hair is three different colors (in a subtle kind of way).
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is this the stripper or your fleshlight thingy you're talking about now?
 
It’s the inevitable Jack. At some point all the tuff guy talk flies out the window and next thing you know your muscle mags on the back of the toilet are replaced with Potpourri and scented oils. You will be painting accent walls and looking at new furniture and learning about crown molding. Beer will be replaced with wine, your TV will be playing nonstop reruns of Dr. 90210 and Desperate Housewives. While grocery shopping at checkout expect to buy at least three trash mags which will be glue to her face the whole drive home. Also do not be alarmed if she wants a small dog or a cat or a Tiffany’s 1krt engagement ring. Also be prepared to spend quite a bit of time at the nail salon helping pick out the color of her nails, only for her to change her mind ½ way through.
 
trizo said:
It’s the inevitable Jack. At some point all the tuff guy talk flies out the window and next thing you know your muscle mags on the back of the toilet are replaced with Potpourri and scented oils. You will be painting accent walls and looking at new furniture and learning about crown molding. Beer will be replaced with wine, your TV will be playing nonstop reruns of Dr. 90210 and Desperate Housewives. While grocery shopping at checkout expect to buy at least three trash mags which will be glue to her face the whole drive home. Also do not be alarmed if she wants a small dog or a cat or a Tiffany’s 1krt engagement ring. Also be prepared to spend quite a bit of time at the nail salon helping pick out the color of her nails, only for her to change her mind ½ way through.
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Sounds good to me.
 
H_T_ said:
Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.
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SublimeZM said:
jack you are a vagina.

but at least being a vagina leads to you getting vagina.

i wish i had some
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With your mastery of the opposite sex and dominant presence (cardio room) I'll give you maybe 10 years.
 
trizo said:
It’s the inevitable Jack. At some point all the tuff guy talk flies out the window and next thing you know your muscle mags on the back of the toilet are replaced with Potpourri and scented oils. You will be painting accent walls and looking at new furniture and learning about crown molding. Beer will be replaced with wine, your TV will be playing nonstop reruns of Dr. 90210 and Desperate Housewives. While grocery shopping at checkout expect to buy at least three trash mags which will be glue to her face the whole drive home. Also do not be alarmed if she wants a small dog or a cat or a Tiffany’s 1krt engagement ring. Also be prepared to spend quite a bit of time at the nail salon helping pick out the color of her nails, only for her to change her mind ½ way through.
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You forgot her sleeping with his friends.
 
Jack Schitt said:
Sounds good to me.
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It keeps her happy, and if shes happy i'm happy. Oh minus the fuckin 10k ring she thinks she's getting. More like a 1k Cubic zirconia.
 
This reminds me of "Brokeback Mountain" where the guy sniffed Jack's clothing after he had died.

What's his name, Jack?
 
Jack Schitt said:
Some of you may remember me disappearing a while back almost over night...and then again, some of you didn't even notice :rolleyes:. Either way, before I get sucked into the same vaginal vortex as I did last year, I just wanted to let you all know that :

A. I'm dumb
B. I know this
C. My hair is 10x better thanks to the shampoo she gave me



Sadly, little jack is calling the shots now and I've lost control.

I'm sorry you guys :(
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So we'll see you in a couple of months then?

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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