Its bigger in Texas!

[RADAR]

A Texan Is Drinking In A New York Bar....
He gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from
ear to ear & orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar
because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical
Texan baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25
pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks.
Like I said, my boy's a typical Texan baby boy."

Congratulations showered him from all around & many
exclamations of "WOW!" were heard. One woman actually fainted due to
sympathy pains.

Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says! "Say,
you're the father of that typical Texan baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth,
aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.
We were gonna call you... so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled & concerned. "What happened? He already weighed
25 pounds the day he was born."

The Texan father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star, wipes his lips on his shirt
sleeve, leans in to the bartender & proudly says, "Had him circumcised".






RADAR

 

[CFZB]

hahahahha i get it...they arent jewish...am i right...huh huh?

 

[INNOCENT]

Lol

 

[Zebo]

Same Texas kid, 25 years later, is taking a piss off the side of a bridge.

A guy from New York comes by and remembers how Texans are always bragging about how big everything is. He thought "I'll show him".

So he hangs his dick over the side of the bridge to piss and says, "ooh, that water is cold! hehe"

The Texan said, "Yep. Deep too."