Italians

[Carmen]

A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day
debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."

The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek says, "We had great mathematicians."
The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on for hours, until finally the Greek lights up and says...
"We invented sex."
The Italian nods slowly and thinks, then replies, "That is true -- but it
was Italians who introduced it to women."

 

[*MissFit*]

hahaha.. i like that one

 

[wnt2bBeast]

 

[KillahBee]

Finally - someone gives us our just due. good shit there.

 

[CFZB]

Fugedaboutit.

 

[Scotsman]

Finally - someone gives us our just due. good shit there.

Hey in your sig you say that all your muscles must be tight. Does that include your Sphincter? Since I know you Italian guys like your sex.......With each other.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[wnt2bBeast]

Hey in your sig you say that all your muscles must be tight. Does that include your Sphincter? Since I know you Italian guys like your sex.......With each other.

Cheers,
Scotsman

then why is it the men in your culture wear dresses?

 

[KillahBee]

then why is it the men in your culture wear dresses?

oh damn!!!! oh shit!!!! bwahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Scotsman]

then why is it the men in your culture wear dresses?

As Y lifter pointed out sheep can hear a zipper come down a mile away.

Serious answer, damn are they comfortable, if you haven't tried it you should. Plus women love a man in a kilt.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[CFZB]

Hey in your sig you say that all your muscles must be tight. Does that include your Sphincter? Since I know you Italian guys like your sex.......With each other.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Im half Italian

and Half Irish.

I dont Know whether to Get Drunk

or kick your ASS .

 

[Carmen]

then why is it the men in your culture wear dresses?

LOL... (easy access? but you didn't hear that from me. i'm not THAT crazy)
Hi scotsman.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

As Y lifter pointed out sheep can hear a zipper come down a mile away.

Serious answer, damn are they comfortable, if you haven't tried it you should. Plus women love a man in a kilt.

Cheers,
Scotsman

LOL..but id prolly sit with my legs wide open and my hairy bean bag would be exposed

 

[Scotsman]

LOL... (easy access? but you didn't hear that from me. i'm not THAT crazy)
Hi scotsman.

Hey there how you doin?

 

[jaded]

lol!

 

[Carmen]

LOL..but id prolly sit with my legs wide open and my hairy bean bag would be exposed

 

[Scotsman]

Im half Italian

and Half Irish.

I dont Know whether to Get Drunk

or kick your ASS .

Great another McWop I know a bunch of guys who are half Italian half Irish. Mostly they get drunk and try to kick each others ass.

So maybe you should try both.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Scotsman]

LOL..but id prolly sit with my legs wide open and my hairy bean bag would be exposed

Best thing is to stand on a balcony at a bar and watch all the women trying to get a peek up your kilt.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Carmen]

Great another McWop I know a bunch of guys who are half Italian half Irish. Mostly they get drunk and try to kick each others ass.

So maybe you should try both.

Cheers,
Scotsman

or, you could get ass and kick eachother drunk.

 

[Raptorex]

100% Italian here...please come visit us in the North End of Boston...

 

[DEEZPAZ]

OH I have some Greek friends that are just going to love this one!!!
Good one Sug!!!

 

[Carmen]

OH I have some Greek friends that are just going to love this one!!!
Good one Sug!!!

i'm glad you liked it!

 

[DieselGunz]

hahahahahahahhaha