It should be sin!

[Mysterio]

GOD DAMN!!!!!! Today at my gym I saw my idea of the perfect women....I....my lord I have never seen such beauty before my eyes.....so pretty it hurts! I keep picturing hearts and wedding bells. What else can I say but I think I love this women and I'd would like to be with her. So, guys whats a good way to approach someone like this and ask out? This pretty lady gots it going on!

 

[Nathan]

I know how that feels. It hurts right in the center of the chest don't it? It's the heart of course. Anyway, if you figure it out let me know cause I have the same problem not that I have the balls to do anything about it.

 

[Mysterio]

Oh, I'm going to ask her! I feel if I didn't try I couldn't life with myself. She so gorgeous!

 

[Lumberg]

Have you tried walking up to her and introducing yourself? Does wonders.

JC

 

[Mysterio]

Help me people I am going out of my mind!

This makes me think of these lyrics

Before I let you go
before I let you go
can I get a goonight kiss baby!

 

[Mysterio]

Have you tried walking up to her and introducing yourself? Does wonders.

JC

Dude I just saw her today and my heart fall out of my chest! No but I will be asking her next time I catch her there.

 

[Mysterio]

Nathan just wondering but why don't you feel like telling this women how you feel buddy? If I was you I'd just go for it!

 

[Mysterio]

That's all I have to say!

 

[casavant]

Come into the gym drunk off your ass and smelling heavily of bourbon. Eat about 160 mg of your adderall, too, so you'll have that bug eyed thing going on. Whip out your amphetamine-shrunken pecker and say, "Hey, baby, where you been all my life?". If that don't get 'er, I don't know what will.

 

[Bullit]

I swear, girls love to be stalked. Get some binoculars, a notepad, and a camera and follow her around everywhere. Dont be sneaky tho, make sure she see's you so that she knows you're doing it. Once she knows its you then masturbate a couple times while she's watching you. Girls eat that romantic shit up.

 

[casavant]

I swear, girls love to be stalked. Get some binoculars, a notepad, and a camera and follow her around everywhere. Dont be sneaky tho, make sure she see's you so that she knows you're doing it. Once she knows its you then masturbate a couple times while she's watching you. Girls eat that romantic shit up.

Make sure she sees the money shot, too.

 

[Code]

Do what Mags does.
Offer her your password for a date! j/k

Drop a 55# dbell on her foot, then while driving her to the hospital ask her out.
Works everytime for me.

 

[casavant]

Cut off your ear and mail it to her...wait, that's been done.

 

[Bullit]

Make sure she sees the money shot, too.

Niiiiiiiiiice touch.
I gotta remember that for my next 'girlfriend'.

 

[Nathan]

Nathan just wondering but why don't you feel like telling this women how you feel buddy? If I was you I'd just go for it!

Oh I feel like telling her. I have social anxiety disorder though so it'd probably be easier to beat a thorough bred horse in a 100m dash. I'm working on it though and if I get the balls I'll let you know. Basically, the only times I approach someone I don't know is if I'm really manic or if I have an excellent reason to talk to them, and "Hi, I'm Nathan. What's your name?" doesn't really cut it for me.

 

[Mysterio]

They all sounds pretty good advice guys but where do I start? I'm going to have a heart attack if I don't get this one.

 

[casavant]

Oh I feel like telling her. I have social anxiety disorder though so it'd probably be easier to beat a thorough bred horse in a 100m dash. I'm working on it though and if I get the balls I'll let you know. Basically, the only times I approach someone I don't know is if I'm really manic or if I have an excellent reason to talk to them, and "Hi, I'm Nathan. What's your name?" doesn't really cut it for me.

I hear ya.

 

[Mysterio]

Oh I feel like telling her. I have social anxiety disorder though so it'd probably be easier to beat a thorough bred horse in a 100m dash. I'm working on it though and if I get the balls I'll let you know. Basically, the only times I approach someone I don't know is if I'm really manic or if I have an excellent reason to talk to them, and "Hi, I'm Nathan. What's your name?" doesn't really cut it for me.

Like the Nike ad say's "JUST DO IT!"

 

[Bullit]

Oh I feel like telling her. I have social anxiety disorder though so it'd probably be easier to beat a thorough bred horse in a 100m dash. I'm working on it though and if I get the balls I'll let you know. Basically, the only times I approach someone I don't know is if I'm really manic or if I have an excellent reason to talk to them, and "Hi, I'm Nathan. What's your name?" doesn't really cut it for me.

Shit arent 98% of us like that????
If thats "social anxiety disorder" then I got it.

 

[Code]

How about going the silly route??

"I noticed you been checking me out lately. If you think I look good in the gym, you should see me in the shower."

 

[casavant]

Shit arent 98% of us like that????
If thats "social anxiety disorder" then I got it.

Word.

Borrow some of Mysterio's adderall. It'll help.

 

[Mysterio]

Word.

Borrow some of Mysterio's adderall. It'll help.

Adderal=confidence

 

[Nathan]

Shit arent 98% of us like that????
If thats "social anxiety disorder" then I got it.

Yes but for some I think it's worse than others. It does suck though. I hate really out-going people since they make it look so easy. Actually though, most people who are out-going like that come off as dicks if you ask me. I can't think of one case in which someone who I didn't know came up and started talking to me and was obviously hitting on me that I didn't find kinda creepy. I guess that's another reason why I always hesitate on that front. I don't like people like that. I find them cocky I guess.

 

[casavant]

Yes but for some I think it's worse than others. It does suck though. I hate really out-going people since they make it look so easy. Actually though, most people who are out-going like that come off as dicks if you ask me. I can't think of one case in which someone who I didn't know came up and started talking to me and was obviously hitting on me that I didn't find kinda creepy. I guess that's another reason why I always hesitate on that front. I don't like people like that. I find them cocky I guess.

I can identify.

 

[casavant]

Adderal=confidence

Countin' the hours until Monday.

 

[Mysterio]

How about going the silly route??

"I noticed you been checking me out lately. If you think I look good in the gym, you should see me in the shower."

Code or maybe I should come out from the locker room shower soaking wet with just my polo sport underwear on and see what happens from there.

 

[Bullit]

Yes but for some I think it's worse than others. It does suck though. I hate really out-going people since they make it look so easy. Actually though, most people who are out-going like that come off as dicks if you ask me. I can't think of one case in which someone who I didn't know came up and started talking to me and was obviously hitting on me that I didn't find kinda creepy. I guess that's another reason why I always hesitate on that front. I don't like people like that. I find them cocky I guess.

I agree for the most part.

Golly, cas, you and I should start a lamer support club.

 

[Bullit]

Code or maybe I should come out from the locker room shower soaking wet with just my polo sport underwear on and see what happens from there.

dude... if you do that while jerkin off YOU ARE MONEY!!!!!

 

[Mysterio]

Yes but for some I think it's worse than others. It does suck though. I hate really out-going people since they make it look so easy. Actually though, most people who are out-going like that come off as dicks if you ask me. I can't think of one case in which someone who I didn't know came up and started talking to me and was obviously hitting on me that I didn't find kinda creepy. I guess that's another reason why I always hesitate on that front. I don't like people like that. I find them cocky I guess.

So R U calling me a dick or a dick skin like Dballer said?

 

[Code]

Code or maybe I should come out from the locker room shower soaking wet with just my polo sport underwear on and see what happens from there.

Or sit next to her and drop a weight on your thumb and then say to yourself, "Man I sure could use a kiss on this boo-boo."

 

[casavant]

I agree for the most part.

Golly, cas, you and I should start a lamer support club.

Dat's right.

 

[Mysterio]

Or sit next to her and drop a weight on your thumb and then say to yourself, "Man I sure could use a kiss on this boo-boo."

Code I like that one! Very funny indeed!

 

[Code]

Code I like that one! Very funny indeed!

My little girl uses it on me everytime.

 

[Nathan]

So R U calling me a dick or a dick skin like Dballer said?

No. It totally depends on what you decide to say to her. Say you simply talk casually at first about trivial things and then a few conversations later you ask her out because you genuinely seem to like her then I'd say you're golden. If you go up to her and compliment her then essentially blurt out an invitation to a fuck and suck fest at your place then I'd call you a dick.

 

[Mysterio]

Countin' the hours until Monday.

What R U referring to my job?

 

[Bullit]

Code I like that one! Very funny indeed!

HEY... make sure to let us know what u used and how it worked!!!!!!
Then take pics and show us her tits.

 

[Mysterio]

HEY... make sure to let us know what u used and how it worked!!!!!!
Then take pics and show us her tits.

When you see her you'll shit in your pants! SHE HOT!

 

[Mysterio]

No. It totally depends on what you decide to say to her. Say you simply talk casually at first about trivial things and then a few conversations later you ask her out because you genuinely seem to like her then I'd say you're golden. If you go up to her and compliment her then essentially blurt out an invitation to a fuck and suck fest at your place then I'd call you a dick.

Nope then your not referring to me then, since I am such a gentlemen.

 

[Mysterio]

My little girl uses it on me everytime.

Your little girl? Now that's just disgusting Code.

 

[Code]

LOL!
To get a kiss silly!

 

[Mysterio]

LOL!
To get a kiss silly!

Oops! Gotcha Code.

 

[casavant]

What R U referring to my job?

My Dr.'s appointment. Drugs.

 

[Nathan]

Nobody wants to hear it Code! I strongly disagree with your lifestyle. Ick.

 

[Mysterio]

My Dr.'s appointment. Drugs.

Oh, you get yours at the doctors I get my hook up from some where else. Anyways, it's going to be good times isn't it casvant come Mon.?

 

[casavant]

Oh, I you get yours att he doctors I ge tmy hook up from some where else. Anyways, it's going to be good times isn't it casvant come Mon.?

Damn straight. I'm gonna be greedy with the stuff this time, too. I haven't had shit for motivation this week (due to a shit mood, not a lack of addies, although I haven't had a steady supply in three weeks), so Monday will be real nice. I can't wait.

The uninitiated just don't understand.

 

[Mysterio]

Well I must make like a banna and split so keep on posting, BYE! I'll be back though.

 

[casavant]

Well I must make like a banna and split so keep on posting, BYE! I'll be back though.

I've got to do something that rhymes with "split", but I'm stuck at this desk for awhile. Thank goodness for a strong sphincter.

 

[ZenMachine]

Or sit next to her and drop a weight on your thumb and then say to yourself, "Man I sure could use a kiss on this boo-boo."

Or take it one step further and drop the weight on your dick.

Zen

 

[Lumberg]

Oh I feel like telling her. I have social anxiety disorder though so it'd probably be easier to beat a thorough bred horse in a 100m dash. I'm working on it though and if I get the balls I'll let you know. Basically, the only times I approach someone I don't know is if I'm really manic or if I have an excellent reason to talk to them, and "Hi, I'm Nathan. What's your name?" doesn't really cut it for me.

Well Nathan you have to use your real name an not your chat board handle when you introduce yourself to a hottie. And why doesn't it work for you?

JC

 

[Mysterio]

Or take it one step further and drop the weight on your dick.

Zen

That dosen't sound like a good plan to me. Remeber I want to show her my love and if it's not in working condition, I can't show her.

 

[Mysterio]

Well Nathan you have to use your real name an not your chat board handle when you introduce yourself to a hottie. And why doesn't it work for you?

JC

Just take care of your business Nathan.....your worried about rejection huh?

 

[Mysterio]

When I think of this girl I think of the song Light my fire by The Doors.

 

[Mysterio]

I'm going to have sweet dreams tonight.

 

[Kali]

OK, whatever you do, do not go up and just hit on her... there is nothing worse than being at the gym feeling all sweaty and gross and you have some guy come up and start hitting on you out of no where. Be sly, go grab weights when she is putting some away or something, say hi, make her smile, but stop there. Pull some embarrassing running into her thing like crossing paths to get different weights and almost run into each other, or go grab some of the smaller weights she is putting down to add onto yours. When this happens, BE POLITE, say sorry or excuse me and smile. She will notice that you have manners and you will look like a nice guy. Make sure to connect eyes with her a few minutes later while she is working out. Make it look like you were watching her (not her ass) but try to play it off like you didn't want to be seen, and smile like you are somewhat embarrassed. Either that or try asking if she is done with some of the equipment you know she is still using. Then either later on when she is leaving, or the next day talk to her. That way she has run into you before so you are not a complete stranger, and she knows you are polite and nice, so you have a better chance. It is all about winning the trust.

 

[smoknjilly]

right on, Kali. I agree.

be nice and polite with no attitude....and I am sure she would have an extended conversation with you...

 

[Nathan]

Kali said it best. That is exactly how it ends up working out very well and can go somewhere. But notice how fucking complicated that is and how you have to wait for the right opportunites with that scenario. I won't just approach someone because I think people who do that are fucking retarded. I get flustered when people do that to me and though I get the hint I never pursue. You at least want to make it LOOK like you are also asking them out because you like their personalities and if you have never talked to them at a least slightly in a casual setting then she'll think you just want to fuck (which may be true but you don't want to give up that piece of information now do you?). So, you want to ease into it really and if you're too forward then you come off wrong. Here's how I approach it:

Say you see her go to the water fountain, then you head that way and simply smile at her or say hello (you see her all the time so that's normal). After doingthis a few times you say something that would qualify as small talk and slowly build up so say hi to them and talk to them every time you see them. Then you ask them out and you're on your way. That's how it should be anyways and IMo that's how you REALLY meet someone. I dunno, maybe I'm just a romantic but simply asking someone out you have never talked to makes you look shallow and a slew of other things that one can't even really put their finger on.

As to me being afraid of rejection - yes, of course I am. If you aren't than you're an arogant asshole IMo and if anyone goes out with you they're doing it for the wrong reasons.

 

[Kali]

Listen to Nathan... if someone comes up and just starts asking me out while I am in the gym, it will be a definite no. I know at that point all they see is a body and that is what they want. If I have talked to them, I know (or at least hope) that they might be into more.

 

[Mysterio]

Thanks everyone! I won't be able to go to the gym today but to think about I hope I see her again.....you know I have never seen her at my gym before. Now I'm starting to think I wont see her.

 

[Mysterio]

Listen to Nathan... if someone comes up and just starts asking me out while I am in the gym, it will be a definite no. I know at that point all they see is a body and that is what they want. If I have talked to them, I know (or at least hope) that they might be into more.

Trust me I am a straight up gentlemen that treats women with respect. I can thank my mom for that.

 

[Mysterio]

Come into the gym drunk off your ass and smelling heavily of bourbon. Eat about 160 mg of your adderall, too, so you'll have that bug eyed thing going on. Whip out your amphetamine-shrunken pecker and say, "Hey, baby, where you been all my life?". If that don't get 'er, I don't know what will.

Casavant you want my adderall don't you?

 

[Mysterio]

:

As to me being afraid of rejection - yes, of course I am. If you aren't than you're an arogant asshole IMo and if anyone goes out with you they're doing it for the wrong reasons.

I don't see that way, I just look at it as confidence. But I use to be this shy guy I got girls and when I grown out of it I got more girls.

 

[minion]

This is childs play.

If you aint got it then don't bother. Its obviously not worth your time.

Social anxiety my ass, this has homosexual written all over it.

 

[Mysterio]

This is childs play.

If you aint got it then don't bother. Its obviously not worth your time.

Social anxiety my ass, this has homosexual written all over it.

Are you talking to me or Nathan. Cause I have no social anxiety whats so ever.

 

[Lumberg]

I liked seeing the girls posts. However there is one dilemma that gets me every time: Hot, popular girls do not stay single for long. In the days/weeks that you are trying to work up your courage or turn the small talk into deeper conversations, some more aggressive guy might have asked her out and even gone out with her.

Yes it's true that being tactful goes a long way, but in my opinion hesitation is much worse.

I would rather ask out 5 hot girls and get rejected by 4 than spend the same amount of time working up to it with another.

Now I know this is not just another hot girl--but at the same time no matter how infatuated you get I don't think ANY girl is worth that kind of anxiety after only seeing her ONCE and not even talking to her.

There are many fish in the sea my friends.

JC

 

[Nathan]

This is childs play.

If you aint got it then don't bother. Its obviously not worth your time.

Social anxiety my ass, this has homosexual written all over it.

You're a dumb fuck you know that. Social anxiety is just a term to describe an anxiety problem. All it means is that you get uncontrollably anxious in various situations. Tests, being in front of crowds, expressing feelings, etc. Don't be an ass because you don't have the problem. Try opening your mind just a kersmudgeon to accept that simply because you don't fucking understand something does NOT mean that it dosn't exist. It's a chemical imbalance. You and people who don't believe in depression really chap my ass. What an ignorant asshole you are. The world would be a far better place if you got sucked up into one of those homosexual's assholes you seem to hate on and were forgotten.
And me being homosexual? I wish i were gay. Fuck, I'd be set. I get hit on by gay men far more than I do women. Not only that, but both people in the relationship are only interested in one thing: sex. So you both get what you want.

 

[Mysterio]

I liked seeing the girls posts. However there is one dilemma that gets me every time: Hot, popular girls do not stay single for long. In the days/weeks that you are trying to work up your courage or turn the small talk into deeper conversations, some more aggressive guy might have asked her out and even gone out with her.

Yes it's true that being tactful goes a long way, but in my opinion hesitation is much worse.

I would rather ask out 5 hot girls and get rejected by 4 than spend the same amount of time working up to it with another.

Now I know this is not just another hot girl--but at the same time no matter how infatuated you get I don't think ANY girl is worth that kind of anxiety after only seeing her ONCE and not even talking to her.

There are many fish in the sea my friends.

JC

Exactly! The one who hesitates masterbates.

 

[Nathan]

Exactly! The one who hesitates masterbates.

That's clever. Let me clarify something though. It's not a hesitation, it's an avoidance. I avoid stressful situations because I get more stressed out than most and look for the least stressful situation to get by. That's not to say I never bite the bullet and just ask a girl out - I do (though not very often). It's like writing an exam that is the most important test in your life. It makes you very nervous. Are you gonna put yourself through that if you don't have to? I don't get nervous when I see a girl I'm attracted to or anything, it's only if I make myself go and hit on them or something like that I know I will have a hard time with. I suppose you all think that depression is also simply a state of mind that you can just shake off and be on your way? You have to really think about what you guys are saying here. I'm not THAT bad socially but I have my moments. I mainly get nervous in planned out one-on-one situations like dates or interviews and in groups of people who I don't know but who all know each other. GRanted everyone gets that, but magnify it some. There are some people who are really bad though and I feel bad for them because there isn't much they can do without medication.

 

[Lumberg]

Hey Nathan have you tried therapy? I have and the right therapist can do wonders for you. I have heard that in cases of social anxiety the therapist gives you "homework" where you work up to more and more stressful situations over weeks and months. It's supposed to work pretty well. There are also support groups for people with Social Anxiety.

Sometimes just talking out your feelings and analyzing things together with someone who cares really really helps. I just like it because it's a one whole hour conversation about my favorite topic: ME!

I have mild social anxiety but I never did the homework thing. I am doing alright now.

Check it out dude.

JC

 

[Nathan]

I did that kind of thing for my Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and it really helped a lot. I'm actually not that strange socially just a little reclusive at times (I go in cycles like that). I'm not saying I'm not strange but it's my other disorders that make me strange. I may try that though if the medication I'm about to start doesn't help. I'm mainly tired of avoiding serious relationships.

 

[plornive]

The idea that someone who is outgoing and asks girls out quickly is a dick is immature. That cocky guy is being more honest than you, and he is probably more successful at getting women, too!

This doesn't mean you should go up to a woman and just say, "do you want to go out on a date?". Hell no. You can approach a woman quickly and still have something to say. I don't think there are many guys successfuly going up to women and just asking them to fuck.

 

[Nathan]

The idea that someone who is outgoing and asks girls out quickly is a dick is immature. That cocky guy is being more honest than you, and he is probably more successful at getting women, too!

This doesn't mean you should go up to a woman and just say, "do you want to go out on a date?". Hell no. You can approach a woman quickly and still have something to say. I don't think there are many guys successfuly going up to women and just asking them to fuck.

I didn't mean to say outgoing people are all dicks. I said that you can approach a woman and say something charming or whatever. I meant by outgoing that they are very forward and in-your-face. Not all outgoing people are like that of course but for some reason I tend to think of outgoing people as being like that. I don't like people who are overly honest. They bother me and I don't like people who say things that, while true, might not be appropriate.

 

[plornive]

I didn't mean to say outgoing people are all dicks. I said that you can approach a woman and say something charming or whatever. I meant by outgoing that they are very forward and in-your-face. Not all outgoing people are like that of course but for some reason I tend to think of outgoing people as being like that. I don't like people who are overly honest. They bother me and I don't like people who say things that, while true, might not be appropriate.

I think hesitation and fear of honesty is very unattractive to women. Assertiveness, whether you like or not, is very attractive. Some guys have enough balls to be brutally and up front, and they seem to be successful. I'm not talking about some white trash asking out a random woman on the street in a crude, socially repugnant fashion.

It sounds like you feel threatened by assertive people. Thats ok, I think most people feel this way a little bit. I think your condemnation is retarded, though.

 

[Nathan]

What condemnation would that be? I don't automatically hate people because they are assertive. I said that in general I do not like them. If I meet an assertive person who I like I'll let you know.

As to being intimidated by them, sure Iguess, my mother is the most assertive person I have ever met and when she gets in those moods everyone leaves her be since she becomes embarrassing to be around. Being shy myself, assertiveness feels more confrontational than anything else most of the time. I am not setting up prejudices here my friend, I am simply commenting on my personal findings.

As to assertiveness being attractive, I disagree for the most part. I do not find it attractive generally and I would not be attracted to someone who came up to me and bluntly told me exactly what she thinks of me. It takes all the fun out of it I think.

 

[plornive]

As to assertiveness being attractive, I disagree for the most part. I do not find it attractive generally and I would not be attracted to someone who came up to me and bluntly told me exactly what she thinks of me. It takes all the fun out of it I think.

Society does not accept assertive females. I should have specified that women find assertive men sexually attractive --- universally.

By condemnation I was referring to your idea that upfront assertive people are dicks. This sounds like condemnation to me.

 

[Nathan]

I don't think I'm condemning anyone. I don't seee where I said that about all upfront assertive people though. In my experience though, they generally say things that can hurt people's feelings and thus sometimes they are dicks in my book.

 

[plornive]

I just think you should consider trying to be assertive yourself. I haven't met you, so I have no idea how you come off. It just seems like you are using your distaste for certain types of assertiveness as an excuse for not being assertive yourself.

 

[Nathan]

I just think you should consider trying to be assertive yourself. I haven't met you, so I have no idea how you come off. It just seems like you are using your distaste for certain types of assertiveness as an excuse for not being assertive yourself.

Maybe. If someone is pissing me off I'll usually tell them. But when it comes to people I don't know I generally keep to myself, unless I have a good reason to confront them in some regard.

I don't understand why, having really only experienced obnoxious strongly assertive people that I would model myself after them. I tend to model myself after behaviors and people I admire rather than ones I do not.

 

[Mysterio]

Reality sinked in for me today that I might never see this women in my arms anytime soon. I went to gym anticipating to atleast say hi but wasn't there...about 10 min. later she comes in the gym with a guy holding hands and it appears she has someone. Well like I didn't see that coming. What a natural beauty though.

 

[c-sharp minor]

Shy guys are the reason alcohol was created.

 

[Mysterio]

Shy guys are the reason alcohol was created.

Poor Nathan!

 

[Bullit]

Shy guys are the reason alcohol was created.

TRUE... that and frigid chix.

 

[Mysterio]

TRUE... that and frigid chix.

OH MY!

 

[casavant]

Oh, you get yours at the doctors I get my hook up from some where else. Anyways, it's going to be good times isn't it casvant come Mon.?

LOL....just got back from the doc's. He gave me 30mg pills this time instead of the 20's he prescribed last time, at my request. I love it!! And yes, I'm feeling pretty good right now.

 

[Mysterio]

LOL....just got back from the doc's. He gave me 30mg pills this time instead of the 20's he prescribed last time, at my request. I love it!! And yes, I'm feeling pretty good right now.

Enjoy my friend!