It really sucks the way breakups can bring out the worst in you.

[KillahBee]

Breaking up is a motherfucker. Sometimes it takes 6 months to a year to get free from that shit.

I recommend getting really busy with other things in your life. What did she prevent you from doing? Whatever it was, do that. It'll feel good. Hit the gym harder than ever before. Get some test, be a bad ass motherfucker. Get into MMA or jujitsu. If you got some good friends they should take you out to a strip club and give you a releasing into the wild party. Start working long hours - you have nothing better to do now than to get ahead professionally.

Don't listen to geighs like killabee

lol\faggot

I actually endorse this post. The last time I had a tough break up, I was a pussy for like 2 months. it felt like years. I fucked her good friend about 2 weeks after we broke up and even that didn't help. he's right. just get busy livin and eventually everything falls into place.

also, cocaine.

 

[jackangel]

I imagine rg as oddly married to a 300 lb cancerous Jewish broad with a mother-in-law forged inside the fires of hell itself. I see the both of them giving him non-stop shit for not being 1, Jewish 2, a doctor 3, heterosexual. They also don't understand why he pays them with guitar strings, pickups, straps, and echo peddles. Their combined weight upon his trifling soul has caused a kind of psychic rupture, leaving him primarily dead, yet unable to actually kill himself. To relieve the pain of drawing oxygen into his beaten husk of a body, he logs into his two favourite Internet forums (EF and Ted Nugent Superfan) so he can lecture strangers on topics ranging from yeast infections to relationships.

 

[Razorguns]

razorguns. reducing all the real and inevitable pain he and everyone else in the world has felt even knowing when we are old and on our death bed it won't matter, one post at a time.

This is 99.9% of relationship problems in life.

1) Man to Woman: YOU'RE SO HOT! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

2) Women and Man start date/relationship based upon purely physical characteristics.

3) "Love Lust" phase begins and over

4) Man/Woman notice the real person underneath. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.

5) (go on for months/years) ALWAYS the other person's fault. The put the task of makign them happy - in another person's hands. And when they fail - bitch, bitch, bitch.

6) Eventually they find another person, had enough, mature, get dumped - relationship ends.

7) No one learns anything and back to STEP ONE both go.

This occurs from ages 16 to 45. Then people finally get old, mature, sick and tired of this shit. Then they die.

Rinse, repeat.

"Only YOU are responsible for your own happiness. No one else. If your life sucks YOU SUCK" -- Everyone's Grandpa.

r

 

[Razorguns]

And don't you dare put down Ted Nugent down ever again! I have guns and a pickup!

r

 

[puddlemonkey]

relationships rule

 

[jnevin]

relationships rule

Oh yeah. About the same way AIDS rules Africa.

 

[calveless wonder]

Yeah, I had thought about doing all of that but it would only hurt my chances at getting custody. I was piling up a bunch of her shit by the door last night and condoms fell out of one of her bags. I fucking saw red. Threw away the wedding album and every pic of her in the house. What a piece of shit. What a waste of my entire adult life.

Fuuuuck

you're still young enough bro , and you'll be free.

and i can guarantee you'll never make the same mistake again

 

[puddlemonkey]

I was piling up a bunch of her shit by the door last night and condoms fell out of one of her bags. I fucking saw red.

Translation = I was going through some of her belongings last night and saw condoms in one of her bags. I fucking started to cry.

 

[jnevin]

Translation = I was going through some of her belongings last night and saw condoms in one of her bags. I started to fucking cry.

lol

No. She was out with the doosh and she had said she was going to move out this week, so everything in the living room and kitchen got piled up. Some bag I didn't even know she carried anymore is one of those clip shut things and it opened and they just all came out in some dumb cunt latex avalanche down the pile of her shit. I almost put it all outside and put a free shit ad on CL.

 

[puddlemonkey]

When you go to the doctor for your arm you should tell him all of the issues you've had as of late (assuming he doesn't have to see any other patients the rest of the day), maybe you can swing some xannies or ambien or something cool out of it. If you don't do it for yourself you should do it for me.