it finally happened!

[GoldenDelicious]

you know how you have those dreams that involve food - then when youre finally ready to eat the dream food you invariably wake up, leaving you feeling sort of depressed? (these dreams are closely relate to the 'about to have sex but you wake up just before it happens, then start crying' dream)

well last night, i made a dream egg and bacon greaseburger, and i got to eat it. i popped the last bit into my mouth, then woke up

i was so happy

 

[awittyusername]

I thought you finally got laid after those long ass stories about how good looking you were when you went out

 

[foreigngirl]

I thought you finally got laid after those long as stories about how good looking you were when you went out

I thought the same thing.
When he started about a dream - I still thought I'll read about a wet dream

 

[nycgirl]

My food dreams always involve some sort of sexual activity.

Who has dreams about eating their dream meal?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

oi. greaseburgers > sex

if you have sex, you feel good uring and afterwars. if you eat a greasburger, you feel nasty afterwards

sex isnt difficult to arrange - there are a few girls i can call and go to 'coffee' with if id like, but im not really after that. then theres the skankelicious ho's in the clubs who come up, but they appeal to me as much as vomit on the floor of a Mconalds restaurant - and there were several of those this weekend, thankyouverymuch

cheeky mofos

 

[Q54321]

I agree with the concensus. Weird dream. Unless you are talking about eating a furburger, I don't get it, but hey.....if it makes you happy, then I'm happy for you man. I hope you have another greasy dream tonight!

BTW, what is wrong with club girls. they need loving too. Seriously though, I agree with you. I won't say I don't find them appealing, but often they lack a certain substance.

 

[jack sparrow]

Who puts eggs on a bacon/greaseburger? Is this some sort of sick aussie tradition?

 

[pintoca]

I read the title and thought... "Oh my, he finally gave in to the **bi-curious** side of him"

 

[ziggyziggy]

I don't have food dreams. I do have plenty about sex though

Zig

 

[BUBBLES]

I know those dreams, I had one where I was ABOUT to eat all types of cakes and woke

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ooooohhhh damn i have to spread before i give it to jazza again

and hey, its was a DREAM, i have no idea what the hell was in the burger - i jsut remember eating it, loving it, feeling great - and then waking up, still feeling great!! it was a psychodietary freebie

 

[Spartacus]

you know how you have those dreams that involve food - then when youre finally ready to eat the dream food you invariably wake up, leaving you feeling sort of depressed? (these dreams are closely relate to the 'about to have sex but you wake up just before it happens, then start crying' dream)

well last night, i made a dream egg and bacon greaseburger, and i got to eat it. i popped the last bit into my mouth, then woke up

i was so happy

with american cheese right?

 

[Spartacus]

american cheese goddamn it!