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superqt4u2nv

superqt4u2nv

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The three things a woman can do to please her man is
1. Lick his balls.
2. Make him a sandwich.
3. Shut the fuck up!

:qt:
 
i had a good list for chics to know about how to puff the peter correct take alot in bts not to long ago also u hide the yum yums in your pocket when going though customs
 
I'd rather have a blowjob than my balls licked, and if a sandwich is the best she can do she needs to get the fuck out.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
The three things a woman can do to please her man is
1. Lick his balls.
2. Make him a sandwich.
3. Shut the fuck up!

:qt:
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you can go ahead and do the first 2 for me and i'll definetly be pleased. the 3rd is dependant on what else is happening at the time.
 
Ball licking is more of an add-on feature, whereas deep throating + swallowing should be considered the base of any cocksucking epidose.
 
This is truly a good beggining :)
 
You have to add takin it in the pooper to the list. Swallowing my spunk. Getting me a beer. Mowing the lawn. I'll get back to you with more ;)
 
Mr. Black said:
Ball licking is more of an add-on feature, whereas deep throating + swallowing should be considered the base of any cocksucking epidose.
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DAYUM taht is one fine avatar Mr Black SIR!!!!! :p
 
bluepeter said:
You have to add takin it in the pooper to the list. Swallowing my spunk. Getting me a beer. Mowing the lawn. I'll get back to you with more ;)
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Good list...a few more..cleaning, bathing, massaging, wiping, starting the car on cold days, taking out the trash, laundry, etc, etc...
 
superqt4u2nv said:
The three things a woman can do to please her man is
1. Lick his balls.
2. Make him a sandwich.
3. Shut the fuck up!

:qt:
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1) swallow/take it iin the rear
2) i'm not much for sanwiches, how bout a steak n lobster

sometimes you just need #3

but still
:heart: ya QT :)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
The three things a woman can do to please her man is
1. Lick his balls.
2. Make him a sandwich.
3. Shut the fuck up!

:qt:
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Not true.

Though it's a good start.

To tell you the truth I would rank them, in order of importance,

3
2
1
 
superqt4u2nv said:
The three things a woman can do to please her man is
1. Lick his balls.
2. Make him a sandwich.
3. Shut the fuck up!

:qt:
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(A)Sleep naked...
(b)Suggest a good resteraunt...
(c)Initiate sex....
 
Lumberg said:
Not true.

Though it's a good start.

To tell you the truth I would rank them, in order of importance,

3
2
1
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so basically, you want her to shut the fuck up and make you a sandwich then lick your balls while you eat the sandwich she just made? LOL
 
Smurfy said:
so basically, you want her to shut the fuck up and make you a sandwich then lick your balls while you eat the sandwich she just made? LOL
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if you're offering, i'm willing to let you do that.
 
Smurfy said:
so basically, you want her to shut the fuck up and make you a sandwich then lick your balls while you eat the sandwich she just made? LOL
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if those are the only three things she would be doing for me, yes.

but hopefully I will choose a woman with more than three tricks in her bag.
 
Smurfy said:
LOL. so how's the smoking cessation going?? SInce you quit smoking, I began to eat a cleaner diet. You gave me the inspiration. :chomp:
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i'll put up a thread on it soon.

so my quitting smoking (or attempting to anyway) is encouraging you to eat cleaner? that's great. now, how bout making me a sandwich, then shut up..... ;)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
The three things a woman can do to please her man is
1. Lick his balls.
2. Make him a sandwich.
3. Shut the fuck up!

:qt:
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don't get me wrong, those are good, but there are other FAR more important things.

ps - dave chappelle is fockin funny!
 
Optimus B said:
don't get me wrong, those are good, but there are other FAR more important things.

ps - dave chappelle is fockin funny!
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Your so getting K first person to know where that came from. :qt:
 
tiger88 said:
i had a good list for chics to know about how to puff the peter correct take alot in bts not to long ago also u hide the yum yums in your pocket when going though customs
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English motherfucker! do you speak it?
 
liftingfreak1983 said:
fuck the sandwich that bitch should be making me a fat ass steak and i like my shit medium-rare!
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Right

A single guy can make his own sandwiches

so when you have a GF you deserve a real big juicy steak
 
superqt4u2nv said:
The three things a woman can do to please her man is
1. Lick his balls.
2. Make him a sandwich.
3. Shut the fuck up!

:qt:
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Is that all it takes?!

Damn, that's my problem. I have been working too hard.



Duly noted. :qt:
 
New list of what women need to do

1. Deepthroat
2. Swallow
3. Lick the sac
4. Take it in the pooper
5. Cook steak/burger on demand
6. Fetch beer (both from the fridge or the beer store if I'm out)
7. Invite her hot friends over for 3somes
8. Mow the lawn while I'm watching sports
9. Shovel the driveway while I'm watching sports
10. BJ while I'm watching sports after she's finished 8 and 9


Oh, and shut the fuck up
 
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Well most men would agree that "shutting the fuck up" would always be standard of any top three. Me however I just would like to have a woman I can fuck alot without getting stabbed 193 times ;)
 
bluepeter said:
New list of what women need to do

1. Deepthroat
2. Swallow
3. Lick the sac
4. Take it in the pooper
5. Cook steak/burger on demand
6. Fetch beer (both from the fridge or the beer store if I'm out)
7. Invite her hot friends over for 3somes
8. Mow the lawn while I'm watching sports
9. Shovel the driveway while I'm watching sports
10. BJ while I'm watching sports after she's finished 8 and 9


Oh, and shut the fuck up
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I agree :D
 
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