a host of hispanics has invaded the hot tub
I`ve relocated my orifice into the direct sunlight
in an effort to even out me tan
and reloaded some bud ights
a host of hispanics has invaded the hot tub
I`ve relocated my orifice into the direct sunlight
in an effort to even out me tan
and reloaded some bud ights
it`s six and a half a can here
fortunately the hotel barkeep is a fag
I got seriously undercharged last night
4 bud lights eleven dollars
that`s gay math
it`s six and a half a can here
fortunately the hotel barkeep is a fag
I got seriously undercharged last night
4 bud lights eleven dollars
that`s gay math
I dance...a lot. I used to pop/lock ad breakdance. I also learned some spanish dancing. I like to go crazy and no way you'll know I'm not drinking if you'd see me party. But, I still don't drink.
I'm a fucking full time bartender and yes I help ugly people get laid. I used to party all the time though when i had a daytime job. Now i get to party and being paid for it. Sometimes i have my jager-bombs, socolimes blah blah blah... but I'm into leaving a healthy life.