Is there a way to beat a drug test (roids)?

[nautica]

Before you go into see the judge the probby will have you piss in a cup - just to make sure you are not high when you go in. So stay away from rec drugs.

As far as the juice, it will be real simple after the your first visit to determine whether you are being tested for juice or not.

1) If they complete the test and give you the results immediately - it is a $6 rec drug test.

2) If they put it in a box and mail it off - then there is a chance it will be an AAS test. The testing company the feds use is CHEMPHARM out of california - the forms you sign will have there name at the top.

3) If they send you to a drug addiction center - it will only be a rec drug test.

I would wait until after your first visit to determine which kind of test you will be given. But remember, if you walk into your probbys office all jacked up - he will most likely give you a juice test - so dress down and dont shave your arms (if you do).

As far as your cycle - if you only go once per month (which is most likely) then you could essentially run a cycle year around and swich it up every once in a while.

Week 1
Fina 75 ed, Prop 100 ed, liquidex .5 mg ed
Week 2
Fina 75 ed, Prop 50 ed, Susp 50 ed, liq .5 mg ed
Week 3
Suspension 100 ed, liq .5 ed
Week 4
Liq .5mg ed, DNP 200 ed for 5 days.

****NOTE******* The last time I checked the feds ran a test which cost $126, this test only included the top 10 metabolites and tren was not one of them. (some people say that tren will make you test positive for nandrolone - but I have not seen that to be the case with these test) But be careful.

Months to follow change up the first week with things like anavar, d-bol, a-bombs.

Also, if you do test positive for metabolites - remeber - deca can stay in the system for 18 months - so if you positive for those metaboiltes tell them yes I took it before I got caught.

The DNP is totally optional - this can help the down time and (even though there has been NO scientific study on it) I believe and from experience it seems to work. DNP increases the metabolism 50% - well what clears the body of metabolites - you guess it - they are metabolised.

Other drugs to consider:-

1) HGH - which can be ran all the time.
2) Slin - Non hormonal and also excellent for your down week.
3) Not a drug, but ALA in high doses appears to be mildly anabolic.

Remeber any time you take drugs with metbolites your are increasing your chances of being caught - so your best bet is of course TEST.

If you wanted to spend the money you could get yourself tested along the way to see how your body reacts.

good luck
Nautica

 

[BBJ]

Great Info Nautica!


i'm seeing the judge tomorrow.
it's a semi- complicated situation, but i will know a little more.

i've been thinking of running dbol and winny, or fina and winny, or test and dbol.

along with arimidex and Ala throughout.
the only test i've got is enanthate, i couldn't get prop.

if i decide on dbol and winny, is there any way they can test my liver values through my urine. or anything else that could give it away....or with the arimidex?

 

[nautica]

It will be a urine test and yes, they will test for the metabolites of those drugs. With the exception of liquidex.

Nautica

 

[nice6pac]

just cheatand use adulterants

 

[nautica]

just cheatand use adulterants

What the hell is that.

Nautica

 

[BBJ]

allright nautica,

i had an interview with my probation officer today. I passed my first piss test on the spot.

i'd be more comfortable running test with some dbol and winny at the end, for my first.
i can save the fina and work on getting some prop for what comes next.

i'd like to keep any metabolites that could be tested for, down to a minimum, on the off chance they do send it out.
i don't know if there is any way to screw with that, besides not using them at all.

i'd also like any suggestions or ideas you have.

mitch, i apologize i'm not stealing your thread.....just need the info.

 

[mitch1301]

BBJ your not stealing my thread your asking questions that will benifit me as well. Ask away, the more we know the safer we can be.

By the way Nautica I am unable to use fina and DNP, kidney failure, personally think it was due to one of these. Anyways should I start with a low dose prop only cycle first to see how it goes and to see what it will do to my test results. Thinking I will test myself like you had mentioned. I was thinking of going 50mg EOD for three weeks as a test run.

Thanks for all your help.

By the way I got three years probation yesterday and a $1000 fine, not bad, could have been worse. Meet with my PO on tues for the first time. Not starting anything until after I meet this person so I can get an idea of what they are like. The court ordered 3 tests min over the 3 year period.

 

[nautica]

allright nautica,

i had an interview with my probation officer today. I passed my first piss test on the spot.

i'd be more comfortable running test with some dbol and winny at the end, for my first.
i can save the fina and work on getting some prop for what comes next.

i'd like to keep any metabolites that could be tested for, down to a minimum, on the off chance they do send it out.
i don't know if there is any way to screw with that, besides not using them at all.

i'd also like any suggestions or ideas you have.

mitch, i apologize i'm not stealing your thread.....just need the info.

Well, if you passed it on the spot then they did not test for juice - so as long as your probby doesnt get suspicous then you are ok.

As far as the metabolites go - the only way to rid the body of metabolites is through metabolism. The more you have in your system the longer it will take to clear you system. No way around that.

Some companies claim they have products to cleanse the urine, but these do not work any better than water, with the exception of a few that are tested for.

nautica

 

[nautica]

Mitch - go to your first meeting with your probby - check things out - find out as much info as possible (without acting to suspicious or intelligent about testing.

Then get back with us tell us about it and we will go from there.

nautica

 

[BBJ]

i'm nervous that my proby could decide to test for juice.

i'm not on probation yet. it was just an interview. i have to go back to court in a couple weeks. it's a good chance i'll get two years.

is it smarter for me to run test with fina since they can't or don't detect those metabolites?
will arimidex or clomid show up on a basic urine test or only on a more sophisticated test?

if my test levels come back higher than normal could i blame it an andro or something along those lines?