Is there a product that can help keep the nips hard?

[drwoody]

I am sorry but I hate you! I have genetically "gifted" nipples and they are hard all the time. I have never had gyno but my nips are so long and hard that I have to wear band aids and extra t-shirts to hide em. Chicks dig em but they always come up and start squeezing on them and it hurts like a mother fucker ... but it gives me the opportunity to ask them if I can squeeze theirs. I cant tell you how many times I have had to pass on a cool shirt because it made my nips "pop" more than normal. Oh yeah, I have gotten in many fights over them to because some dudes make dumb ass comments. I had to fuck one guy up and tell him afterwards "you just got your ass kicked by a guy with big nipples .. how does make you feel?"

Save your money and get surgery for your gyno ... or go by those fucking things they advertise in the chick magazines

http://www.bodyperks.com/index-product.html
http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/ads/nipple/nipple_surgery_2.html

Again - I fucking hate you! Your request reminds me of some person with legs talking about how cool it would be to have a motorized wheel chair so you could cruise through the mall. How about this, you pay for my nipple reduction and I'll give you my extra nipple tissue? In fact, I'll throw in a couple of inches from Mr. Happy too.

Sorry I had to vent. Good luck in your quest with my curse.

No where in my post does it say anything about having large nipples.I'm sorry for you that you have been cursed with massive nipples,it must suck to be you.My problem is completely different.But I'm glad that you finally let out all of your hidden emotions since childhood,I'm sure you feel like a huge weight has been lifted from you.You should try LNA (Large Nipples Anonymous) They have a 12 step program that will aid you with your anger and dilema.

 

[bmcadoo44]

get 'em both pierced.

i am in the same situation and im either gettin surgery, piercing my nipples or finding that god damn magical cream he talks about

this shit fucking pisses me off cuz i have a body of a god but yet my nips are puffy and i have some chest fat. fuckin bullshit!!!!!

 

[vitamix]

No where in my post does it say anything about having large nipples.I'm sorry for you that you have been cursed with massive nipples,it must suck to be you.My problem is completely different.But I'm glad that you finally let out all of your hidden emotions since childhood,I'm sure you feel like a huge weight has been lifted from you.You should try LNA (Large Nipples Anonymous) They have a 12 step program that will aid you with your anger and dilema.

Dude, get the surgery. I think the Canadian government will cover you there or at least half. You will be very happy with the results. I know many pro's that got all of their "tissues" removed along with their ducts. Just make sure you see a good surgeon or you will look hacked up.

Oh yeah, focus more on incline bench and flyes. They will fill out the top of your chest and pull up on your problem area. Should help make your nips look the way you want to.

Oh yeah, your wrong in your reply. Hard = Bigger. Take and ice cube and a ruler and figure it out. And It's not completely different. Its two sides of the same coin. I have nipples and you have tits. And if you rub ass hole cream on your man boobs you have more problems then me Mr. Lactate.

 

[drwoody]

And if you rub ass hole cream on your man boobs you have more problems then me Mr. Lactate.

LMAO....OMG is that funny,thanks for the laugh bro.

Bro I probably will get the surgery sometime in the fall,I'm looking into right now.Thanks for the workout tips,and good luck with the meetings

 

[vitamix]

LMAO....OMG is that funny,thanks for the laugh bro.

Bro I probably will get the surgery sometime in the fall,I'm looking into right now.Thanks for the workout tips,and good luck with the meetings

Your welcome, no beef here.

I have been trying to convince myself to get surgery but the idea of someone cutting off (reducing) my nipples with a knife gives me nightmares.

Please update the board with before and after pictures.

 

[drwoody]

Your welcome, no beef here.

I have been trying to convince myself to get surgery but the idea of someone cutting off (reducing) my nipples with a knife gives me nightmares.

Please update the board with before and after pictures.

Cheers bro,I will definetly update the you and the board once the surgery is done.By the way,thats me in my avator,do you think I have gyno?