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Is it strange that

What the hell are yoga pants?

Are they pants specifically designed for yoga? If so, what the hell do you need 11 for?
 
Is it strange that I wear the same two pairs of pants and shorts all the time? I wear one pair of pants and one pair of shorts. That's it! Alright.

tuc biscuit - Danish Butt sounds familiar to me. Did I mention some guy called in with that name?
 
tuc biscuit said:
Ps. thanks for closing my beautiful, beautiful thread before.
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What thread?


I haven't closed any - at least today I haven't.

I'm considering the dead girlfriend one - but I haven't decided yet.
 
I love Yoga pants. I only have one black pair. They are comfy. They are the perfect workout pant. But yes, I do think you are very strange.


































J/K:D
 
Strange would be to come to on the floor of a closet, half dressed in tiger leotards with what for all appearances looks to be whipped cream surrounding your genitals and about half a pound of strawberry jam smeared over your chest.
Your head is throbbing to a dance beat that has long since stopped playing, but your aching brain doesn't know the difference.
There is a searing pain running up and down the last foot of your colon and your breath has a chemmically minty taste that the thought of leaves you wanting to heave up the contents of your stomach - but you avoid that thought since the idea scares you, and you only have one shoe on - a high heeled deal with straps up to your knee.

You press open the door and see that you are in your mother's bedroom and it is midday. You stagger to your feet only to nearly walk right into a well built man missing his left leg and only wearing a nightgown that barely covers his one horribly disfigured leg.

You go to inquire the details such as why, how, what, and when - but before you can there is a crash and a early '80s model Firebird crashes through the wall, pressing the king sized bed against you and the amputee man, forcing your already sore body into drywall and cheap structure behind you.

As you fade in and out of consciousness, you notice that it apppears to be raining and that what you think looks to be Mars is straight overhead - which triggers a vague craving for candy and a nearly undeniable need to empty your bowels.

That would probably be a bit strange.
 
I think having so many pairs of yoga pants in the same color is a little strange, but I shouldn't judge, I've got six pairs of nearly identical Seven jeans.

We're women. Amassing fabric is in our DNA.
 
I can't tell one black pair from another - actually I don't know when I acquired so many and I could have sworn I bought one blue - I dunno.

The red are kick ass and they have yet to fade.
 
Is it strange I have worn the same boxers for the last two weeks?
Do they make yoga pants for men? If they do I'm definitely not buying any.
 
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velvett said:


They're all in the wash!


I'm in shorts - I hate shorts actually but I'm gonna go wash the car.




I know you're all thrilled to death.
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Could you video tape it...use lots of soap n stuff.
 
NoDaddyNo said:
Strange would be to come to on the floor of a closet, half dressed in tiger leotards with what for all appearances looks to be whipped cream surrounding your genitals and about half a pound of strawberry jam smeared over your chest.
Your head is throbbing to a dance beat that has long since stopped playing, but your aching brain doesn't know the difference.
There is a searing pain running up and down the last foot of your colon and your breath has a chemmically minty taste that the thought of leaves you wanting to heave up the contents of your stomach - but you avoid that thought since the idea scares you, and you only have one shoe on - a high heeled deal with straps up to your knee.

You press open the door and see that you are in your mother's bedroom and it is midday. You stagger to your feet only to nearly walk right into a well built man missing his left leg and only wearing a nightgown that barely covers his one horribly disfigured leg.

You go to inquire the details such as why, how, what, and when - but before you can there is a crash and a early '80s model Firebird crashes through the wall, pressing the king sized bed against you and the amputee man, forcing your already sore body into drywall and cheap structure behind you.

As you fade in and out of consciousness, you notice that it apppears to be raining and that what you think looks to be Mars is straight overhead - which triggers a vague craving for candy and a nearly undeniable need to empty your bowels.

That would probably be a bit strange.
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Does the Firebird have that huge picture of a bird on the hood?
 
You know what is truly disturbing..........


I owned a Trans Am.......










Things that make you go hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
lo


Velvett is really David Hasslehoff....


I hear you are HUGE in Germania
 
do you fdo that yoga where they heat the room to like 120 degrees? I think it's called Bikram or soemthing. I did that once and it kicked the shit out of me. It was a 90 minute advanced class and I almost died.

The things we do for women, huh?
 
Ceebs said:
I think having so many pairs of yoga pants in the same color is a little strange, but I shouldn't judge, I've got six pairs of nearly identical Seven jeans.

We're women. Amassing fabric is in our DNA.
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We need to have more than one of the same jeans or pants because it is hard to find a style that fits exactly right. Once you find it, it is imperitive to buy more than one just in case.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
do you fdo that yoga where they heat the room to like 120 degrees? I think it's called Bikram or soemthing. I did that once and it kicked the shit out of me. It was a 90 minute advanced class and I almost died.
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I used to live above a Yoga studio.

Trust me, there's no way in hell that you'd find me in a Bikram class.
 
lucidBlue said:


We need to have more than one of the same jeans or pants because it is hard to find a style that fits exactly right. Once you find it, it is imperitive to buy more than one just in case.
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This is how I feel about yoga pants.

I have retired all sweat pants and leggings since I have found the yoga pant.


I'll be a wreck when the style is passe and all my pants are worn.










THE HORROR!
:bawling: :bawling: :bawling:
 
velvett said:


I used to live above a Yoga studio.

Trust me, there's no way in hell that you'd find me in a Bikram class.
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Like I said, the things we do for women, Class was at 1030 AM, and after the class, I went home, showered etc. I was too tired to go out with her that night. That class was insane.
 
velvett said:




I'll be a wreck when the style is passe and all my pants are worn.
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I have this old pair of ripped up Levis that used to fit like a glove.....
 
MattTheSkywalker said:


Like I said, the things we do for women, Class was at 1030 AM, and after the class, I went home, showered etc. I was too tired to go out with her that night. That class was insane.
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You felt like the all the water and strength was sucked out of your body right?

And all you could think of was taking a cold shower and standing naked infront of an air conditioner until you felt human again?












OH, SORRY THAT WAS MY FIRST AND LAST EXPERIENCE...
 
velvett said:



You felt like the all the water and strength was sucked out of your body right?

And all you could think of was taking a cold shower and standing naked infront of an air conditioner until you felt human again?

OH, SORRY THAT WAS MY FIRST AND LAST EXPERIENCE...
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Just wanted to lay on a bed in a walk-in freezer at an ice cream store. :)

I felt like I had done soemthing extremely intense - hurt to breathe deeply, and even walking was a chore.

But I'd do it again.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:


Just wanted to lay on a bed in a walk-in freezer at an ice cream store. :)

I felt like I had done soemthing extremely intense - hurt to breathe deeply, and even walking was a chore.

But I'd do it again.
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I would only do it again if there was some raw sweaty sex involved.
 
velvett said:


I would only do it again if there was some raw sweaty sex involved.
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well, that was the true motivation behind why I went the first time. But honestly, I was too freaking tired to hang out with her later that day when the aforementioned raw/sweaty would have happened.

Bummer huh? I felt like I got the sh*t kicked out of me and all I could do was lay around all day.
 
lucidBlue said:
We need to have more than one of the same jeans or pants because it is hard to find a style that fits exactly right. Once you find it, it is imperitive to buy more than one just in case.
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Have you checked out the Citizens of Humanity jeans, lucid? They're by the same guy who created Seven, and fit is supposed to be as good if not better than Sevens. I find that hard to believe, somehow. :)
 
velvett said:
I own 11 pairs of yoga pants - 10 black -1 red?

:confused:
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Not strange to me. I might as well be known as the man in black.
 
I only own one pair of black yoga pants. I have them in white, red, brown, grey, purple and I just retired a pair with this really freaky retro underwater looking print. I make it a point to have NONBLACK pants because I spent so many years of my life a "slave" to them.

You ever noticed that white makes your legs and ass look bigger? Now that I have lost too much mass I LIVE for my white pants!!! (*sniff* it's all an optical illusion now!)
 
bikinimom said:


You ever noticed that white makes your legs and ass look bigger? Now that I have lost too much mass I LIVE for my white pants!!! (*sniff* it's all an optical illusion now!)
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Note to self, purchase white condoms.
 
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