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I`m hosting a party and that`s what the client wants. Don`t ask... I`m making mega bucks.
lol jk I won`t make that much.
How about popsicles? thanks
lol jk I won`t make that much.
How about popsicles? thanks
Is it possible to freeze cum to make ice cubes out of it?
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nvrbuffenuff_girl
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It doesn't freeze very well. However, if you put it on top of ice cream it does harden some. Sort of like that chocolate topping that creates a hard shell over ice cream.
hamstershaver
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what the??????????????
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Well there goes my extra income. thanks
nvrbuffenuff_girl
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BileStew said:
I only tried my ex boyfriend's cum on ice cream about a dozen times. I tried freezing it only once.
I tried it on cereal with milk and other foods too. I don't know what inspired all of that but it was interesting.
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Do you need a job? I`m hiring.
lol jk
Wait, did you answer? jk
Becoming said:
Yeah this sucks. I have to shoot at least 3 loads to fill those suckers. I`m starting to feel a little lost in this world we live in. I may just be going crazy. Ever since that failed electricution of myself at the Home Depot for insurance money, I have`nt been the same.
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MrOlympia2004
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I have a feeling gonelifting that your going to have to shove them cum cubes up your clients bungholes. To make it worth your while you should add a little icy hot to the cubes. You might as well make them some cum slurpies while your at it.
MrOlympia2004 said:
You are a sick and twisted man. Where do we get these people from? Talk about CumCubes... and they come out the woodwork!
Did you see that? I just branded a name.
gonelifting said:
Dude if you are using your own choad - think about this - you might as well submit to a gay man polishing your knob or just ream him in the backside your self...
I would go to a farm and pick up some bull or horse semen (not breeding animals - that would be too pricey)
I bet they would even pay more for it knowing they basically just f*cked a horse....
Becoming said:
wtf? This is an All Women Party and they specifically asked for this. I just need a way to freeze it if I can`t do it in the fridge.
I`m starting to question their intentions with this stuff. They don`t seem the kinky type, which really does`nt bother me except for the fact they may want my Sperm for insemination purposes. I hope I`m not digging myself a hole here. I don`t want to unwillingly father any children with these people. It won`t be the first time I`ve been tricked like this. I want to cry but no tears come out.
No tears come out.
No tears come out.
Turd Ferguson
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Buddy_Christ
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Seashell said:Why did I open this thread... why why why?
don't tell me you spit....you will have ruined many fantasies of mine
tripleblonde
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i tried so hard not to open this thread......why oh why did i succumb?
tripleblonde
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bluepeter said:
nice pickup
Moderate_THIS
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tiger88 said:
how does it taste?
tripleblonde said:
nice pickup
Really n'ice'. lol
Seashell said:
wtf? This is my livelihood we`re talking about. Please be nice.
Moderate_THIS
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tiger88 said:
You started you new job already?
nvrbuffenuff_girl
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Becoming said:
I don't think using dry ice or liquid nitrogen would help in this case.
It wasn't that it didn't freeze. It did freeze but it was similar to a fruity frozen drink thing, kids makes, in the way it froze. I don't know what they are called in english. When frozen semen has a sticky surface and even if you scrape it away and re-freeze it the sticky surface comes back. It's hard- like frozen things- but not completely solid I guess. I also didn't put it in ice cube trays but I doubt that would make a difference.
Buddy_Christ
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what if he just squeezed a few drops of cum into every ice cube tray and then added water. maybe that'd help it to fully freeze. i mean, come on, how many guys are gonna fill up a shitload of ice cube trays for a bunch of gay men to suck on? i've watched a lot of porn and jerked off a hell of a lot in my lifetime, it'd take months to fill enough ice cube trays for a small party.
nvrbuffenuff_girl
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Watered down semen sounds gross.
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
ummm Just FYI, they won`t be LISTENING to it.
tripleblonde
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gonelifting: do you serve these "icecubes" at your dinner parties and do they guests know?
tripleblonde said:
LOL Only if they request them.
CumCubes btw
tripleblonde
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i just realized that i desperately want to have to have cumcubes ran all over my naked body....thanks in advance
Buddy_Christ
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tripleblonde said:
so you're finally going to admit to your secretive sexual history?
D
Deleted member 33117
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::raised an eyebrow:: tb is that you?
tripleblonde
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crak600 said:
i wish i had something to admit
now back to the ice cubes
Buddy_Christ
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someone gimme some chlomid. i gotta fill some ice cube trays.
tripleblonde
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crak600 said:
Robert Jan
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Of course it's fucking possible.
Fragadelic
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gonelifting - I knew I had the directions for making CumCubes around here somewhere so here it is...
This is all I needed, thanks frag! I`m just wondering if this thing takes off, I may need to open a chain of CumCube franchises. Any investors interested?
or donors?
Also, can I get a bulk deal on ice cube trays from anywhere? Once things start rolling, there`s no looking back.
or donors?
Also, can I get a bulk deal on ice cube trays from anywhere? Once things start rolling, there`s no looking back.
Fragadelic said:gonelifting - I knew I had the directions for making CumCubes around here somewhere so here it is...
Buddy_Christ
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terd, story not found. wtf?
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Gambino
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I think this is the best gonelifting post, it will be hard for him to beat this...his quality will slowly slide untill he has faded into obscurity; left to post in BTS and PICS of BOYS...sad really.
Gambino said:
Give me some credit. That`s what they said about my "Toilet Box Squat" thread. Once a year is all I need.
Moderate_THIS
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gonelifting said:
'tis ok GL, once the C&C board gets weary of our humor, there's always the retard board where all you have to do is make a funny face and they LOL
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Yeah, but the real question is "how does it taste?"
chaos mage said:
Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that. I gotta go visit the ana board some time.
nvrbuffenuff_girl
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hanselthecaretaker said:
I would imagine that taste would vary from each individual it was collected it from.
When I tried it on ice cream it actually tasted pretty good. I hate ice cream actually but the only way I would eat it was with cum on it. But again, it's been over a year since I have ever had semen on any foods. Now I stick to taking it straight sort of like a shot.
tripleblonde
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damn this thread is still going.....gonelifting hit gold w/this one
supersizeme
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gah
GoldenDelicious
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ah shit and i avoided it for so long
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Deleted member 33117
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bluepeter said:Why oh why is this thread still alive?
It is completely useless without pics of the females posting on it eating the stated ice cubes or just taking facials
Truier words were never spoken.
Turd Ferguson
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Baby born from fronzen Skeet, wonder why Quite Riot broke up?
Twinkle in dad's eye... 21 years ago
May 24 2004 at 08:06PM
By Patricia Reaney
London - A baby boy was born after being conceived with sperm frozen 21 years earlier in what scientists said on Tuesday was a new record.
The case will give hope to young men about to undergo treatment for cancer, which may leave them infertile.
The boy's father had his sperm frozen when he was 17 before starting successful treatment for testicular cancer in the early 1980s.
'The percentage of motile sperm after thawing was high'
"I'm 99 percent sure that it is the oldest frozen sperm sample used (for a live birth)," said Greg Horne, a senior embryologist at St Mary's Hospital in Manchester, which treated the baby's parents.
The man's sperm was stored in liquid nitrogen nearly two decades ago and was not thawed until he married and decided to start a family.
Scientists injected a single sperm into the mother's eggs in a technique called intractoplasmic sperm injection (ICSI) to create embryos. The boy was born two years ago following four attempts at in vitro fertilisation (IVF).
"Even after 21 years of storage, the percentage of motile sperm after thawing was high," said Horne, who reported the case in the journal Human Reproduction.
The man and his wife, who chose to remain anonymous, wanted their case publicised to encourage young cancer patients to have hope for the future.
'Future fertility is unlikely to be an immediate priority'
Young men diagnosed with cancer may become infertile following treatment but they can store sperm beforehand. In Britain sperm can be stored until the man reaches 55.
"This case provides evidence that long-term freezing can successfully preserve sperm quality and fertility. This is important to know because semen stored by young cancer patients is undertaken at a time of great emotional stress when future fertility is unlikely to be an immediate priority," Horne added.
Testicular cancer affects 50 000 men each year and the incidence is increasing. It is most common in 15 to 44-year-olds. If treated early the survival rate is very good.
Horne said advancements in fertility treatments, particularly ICSI, have improved the chances of former cancer patients becoming fathers.
Although there have been suggestions that freezing and thawing can damage DNA in sperm, he said there was no evidence that damage was increased by the length of time the sperm was stored.
Twinkle in dad's eye... 21 years ago
May 24 2004 at 08:06PM
By Patricia Reaney
London - A baby boy was born after being conceived with sperm frozen 21 years earlier in what scientists said on Tuesday was a new record.
The case will give hope to young men about to undergo treatment for cancer, which may leave them infertile.
The boy's father had his sperm frozen when he was 17 before starting successful treatment for testicular cancer in the early 1980s.
'The percentage of motile sperm after thawing was high'
"I'm 99 percent sure that it is the oldest frozen sperm sample used (for a live birth)," said Greg Horne, a senior embryologist at St Mary's Hospital in Manchester, which treated the baby's parents.
The man's sperm was stored in liquid nitrogen nearly two decades ago and was not thawed until he married and decided to start a family.
Scientists injected a single sperm into the mother's eggs in a technique called intractoplasmic sperm injection (ICSI) to create embryos. The boy was born two years ago following four attempts at in vitro fertilisation (IVF).
"Even after 21 years of storage, the percentage of motile sperm after thawing was high," said Horne, who reported the case in the journal Human Reproduction.
The man and his wife, who chose to remain anonymous, wanted their case publicised to encourage young cancer patients to have hope for the future.
'Future fertility is unlikely to be an immediate priority'
Young men diagnosed with cancer may become infertile following treatment but they can store sperm beforehand. In Britain sperm can be stored until the man reaches 55.
"This case provides evidence that long-term freezing can successfully preserve sperm quality and fertility. This is important to know because semen stored by young cancer patients is undertaken at a time of great emotional stress when future fertility is unlikely to be an immediate priority," Horne added.
Testicular cancer affects 50 000 men each year and the incidence is increasing. It is most common in 15 to 44-year-olds. If treated early the survival rate is very good.
Horne said advancements in fertility treatments, particularly ICSI, have improved the chances of former cancer patients becoming fathers.
Although there have been suggestions that freezing and thawing can damage DNA in sperm, he said there was no evidence that damage was increased by the length of time the sperm was stored.
Moderate_THIS
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cum spumoni = cumoni
Moderate_THIS
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tiger88 said:
LMAO... gonelifting is a "natural log"
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