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HappyScrappy
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I was just sitting here scratching at my nuts, recalling my day at work. I find work increasingly stressful - I truly hate it there. I have a boss that is an idiot, and I work on a product that will truly never work, even if some customer really were to buy it. and even if it did, they would have to charge far too much for it in order to make money in the long run.
what does all of this have to do with the subject of this thread? good question.
it relates in that I deal with this stress at work by getting naked. I just strip down in my cube and enjoy the freshness and freedom that being naked allows me. I like to walk around and feel the crush of the carpet between my toes, as they flex and press on the collection of fibers. I like the way the kitchen counter feels on my bare butt. I stroll around the office collecting my thoughts and feeling the cool air wash over me. the day nearly flys by when I am naked, and it makes work that much more tolerable.
now the problem is that both the CEO and the office manager have approached me saying that this behavior is inappropriate. I mean really - inappropriate?! I'll tell you what is inappropriate - the fact that this dude got all of these people to invest in his pile of shit and is still basically conning them out of their money and because of that I have to continue to work on a project that gets increasingly crappy as they bring in progressively more and more dipshit managers and lay off anyone that speaks up against the product because they know it sucks.
so run on sentence aside - at what point is there too much nudity? I mean, it isn't like I work at a resteraunt, where my huge sweaty balls might accidentally end up in someone's soup, or in a factory where the sheen off of my sweaty back might distract someone working with heavy machinery, possibly causing that person and/or more to feel the tearing and pain that only heavy machinery can exact.
talk to me sister.
what does all of this have to do with the subject of this thread? good question.
it relates in that I deal with this stress at work by getting naked. I just strip down in my cube and enjoy the freshness and freedom that being naked allows me. I like to walk around and feel the crush of the carpet between my toes, as they flex and press on the collection of fibers. I like the way the kitchen counter feels on my bare butt. I stroll around the office collecting my thoughts and feeling the cool air wash over me. the day nearly flys by when I am naked, and it makes work that much more tolerable.
now the problem is that both the CEO and the office manager have approached me saying that this behavior is inappropriate. I mean really - inappropriate?! I'll tell you what is inappropriate - the fact that this dude got all of these people to invest in his pile of shit and is still basically conning them out of their money and because of that I have to continue to work on a project that gets increasingly crappy as they bring in progressively more and more dipshit managers and lay off anyone that speaks up against the product because they know it sucks.
so run on sentence aside - at what point is there too much nudity? I mean, it isn't like I work at a resteraunt, where my huge sweaty balls might accidentally end up in someone's soup, or in a factory where the sheen off of my sweaty back might distract someone working with heavy machinery, possibly causing that person and/or more to feel the tearing and pain that only heavy machinery can exact.
talk to me sister.
