Is it just my gym that has these people? (no racist)

[jnevin]

Guys that sit bare assed on the benches when they change? I don't think I've ever seen anyone clean the benches. Some goddamn funky gangrenous mix of assholes past and present all in one funky schmear to add to. Then I have to put my foot on the fucking thing to tie my shoes or whatever.

Do womaings do this too? Swap yeasty funk on a public bench? Nasty people.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Guys that sit bare assed on the benches when they change? I don't think I've ever seen anyone clean the benches. Some goddamn funky gangrenous mix of assholes past and present all in one funky schmear to add to. Then I have to put my foot on the fucking thing to tie my shoes or whatever.

Do womaings do this too? Swap yeasty funk on a public bench? Nasty people.

They do it in my gym too. I try to stay out of the locker room. The steamroom? Good luck going in there.

 

[cindylou]

lmao


only the really old ladies actually sit on the bench without their towels

 

[jnevin]

I'd be afraid of a massive tapeworm making a run at my o-ring.

 

[heavy_duty]

ring worm

 

[jnevin]

ghonnoherpasyphillitis

 

[ortiz34]

I sniff the bench
if the smell is just right, I lick it
Then I go to Home Depot
Fart
and then proceed to throw up

 

[jnevin]

'Bout sums it up.

 

[mwm5]

yea, i don't use the locker room at all anymore. to much nastiness going on in there. i come prepared, and use the restroom when i have to piss (isn't part of the locker room). I'd rather shit my pants then shit in those stalls.

 

[ricco561]

I sniff the bench
if the smell is just right, I lick it
Then I go to Home Depot
Fart
and then proceed to throw up

All in a day's fun.