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Is anyoe else's mom the king of bringing up uncomfortable subjets all the time and especially in from of ppl?
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mustang_00
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no but my aunt is a dirty whore!
mountain muscle
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jon79 said:
No worries Jon, pick stays at his many "dad's" houses through the week.
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heatherrae
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My father will ask anyone ANYTHING. He has no tact. If you buy a new house, he'll ask you how much you paid for it. He lacks social graces.
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heatherrae
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I had hired some painters once and the company sent over some people who didn't speak English. My father came over and wouldn't stop trying to talk to them, even though they obviously didn't understand wtf he was babbling about. It's a good thing that they didn't understand, because my father's idea of what was a friendly conversation was to discuss how much money they make working as illegal aliens, etc. etc.Smurfy said:
The other day I got a letter from the hospital and left it in my car. I was at his house and he saw it in the car and HAD TO KNOW what that letter was in my car. All it was is a pre-registration paper for the hospital.
He will do stuff like grab your keys when you go visit and "clean" your car for you. He did this for my brother once and read every scrap of paper in my brother's car. My brother went to one of those check cashing places and my father came in with the paper and lectured my 40 year old brother on how he shouldn't ever use those places.
Now, he whines all the time about how my older brother never comes to visit or calls. I've told him why my brother feels that way, but my dad just says "I only do it because I worry about you guys."
In short, he is super annoying in that way.
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LOL Jon, I left my parents' house at the age of 21 to be with my ex. When we were moving from our condo to the home we bought the asswhole owner wouldn't let us live there till we closed while paying rent so we had to move twice (with a business and two small kids). Long story short we occupied one of the apartments in my parents house for about 30 days.
IT WAS THE LONGEST 30 DAYS OF MY LIFE.
I feel for you.
IT WAS THE LONGEST 30 DAYS OF MY LIFE.
I feel for you.
bigmann245
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the way i shut her up is i tell her yet another bad thing i did that she didn't know about. that shuts her up real quick....lol
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heatherrae
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Every time that I tell my father something, he asks for more than I volunteered. I think that is why I've learned to just not open up to people. I'm known to be very secretive.
For example, every time I go on a job interview, he asks "what does that pay?"
WTF, dad?
I feel for you, Jon...lol.
For example, every time I go on a job interview, he asks "what does that pay?"
WTF, dad? I feel for you, Jon...lol.
It's been my observation loving mom's (as opposed to dipshit, neglectful ones) fall into two categories:
1. Too involved/too opinionated/too helpful.
2. Too quiet/can't pry an opinion out of them with a crowbar/let you stick your finger in the socket and then go "Hurts, don't it? You won't do that again, will you?"
The quiet ones are usually good listeners, though, advise you to use your best judgement, and usually don't make you feel like an idiot for the mistakes you make.
1. Too involved/too opinionated/too helpful.
2. Too quiet/can't pry an opinion out of them with a crowbar/let you stick your finger in the socket and then go "Hurts, don't it? You won't do that again, will you?"
The quiet ones are usually good listeners, though, advise you to use your best judgement, and usually don't make you feel like an idiot for the mistakes you make.
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heatherrae
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LOL...he honestly is the nosiest damn person I've ever met. Whenever I go visit him, he bombards me with gossip about his neighbors and people I don't even know. He knows when they come and go, and god forbid a woman has more than one man ever come over to her house. He automatically lables her a tramp.Smurfy said:
He is sooooooo annoying. You have no idea.
Another pet peeve of mine is that he always talks in baby talk to the dogs and drives me up a fucking wall. LOL. He repeatedly asks my dog in a baby voice "now, are you gran pa pa's widdle puppy or mommy's (mine) widdle puppy" as if the dog gives a flip. lol. My dog is whoever's dog so long as they are giving him treats and petting him..lol.
Jon79
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heatherrae said:LOL...he honestly is the nosiest damn person I've ever met. Whenever I go visit him, he bombards me with gossip about his neighbors and people I don't even know. He knows when they come and go, and god forbid a woman has more than one man ever come over to her house. He automatically lables her a tramp.
He is sooooooo annoying. You have no idea.
Another pet peeve of mine is that he always talks in baby talk to the dogs and drives me up a fucking wall. LOL. He repeatedly asks my dog in a baby voice "now, are you gran pa pa's widdle puppy or mommy's (mine) widdle puppy" as if the dog gives a flip. lol. My dog is whoever's dog so long as they are giving him treats and petting him..lol.
if me u and your dad were hangin out i would break the ice by lookin at you and sayin in baby talk "are you jon's widdle slut"
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God it's so funny to see the dynamic of how we view our parents changing as we have our own children.
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heatherrae
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That would go over well...lol.jon79 said:
In case anyone gets the wrong idea, I really love my dad and he's a good guy. He just has some irritating little idiosyncrysies, as do I.
Creepusmaximus
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Stefka said:
Nice. LOL. Got a Saturday night live Mom?
Creepusmaximus
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The quiet ones are usually good listeners, though, advise you to use your best judgement, and usually don't make you feel like an idiot for the mistakes you make.
The quiet ones are usually the evil ones. Watch out for them.
The quiet ones are usually the evil ones. Watch out for them.
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