Interesting experience at Wedding Crashers...

[slat1]

I went and saw wedding crashers with this hot girl yesterday.

Things were going well. Laughing here and there.

Then everything started to heat up.

Next thing I know she has my belt undone, my shorts unbuttoned, my zipper down and my shorts and boxers to my knees. She's giving me a hand job during the movie

Here is where it gets funny (at my expense).

Everything is going well when she says "just watch the movie". I'm thinking "okay, I can do that". Mind you. I'm pretty sure everyone knew what was going on.

Well, I start watching the movie and its the scene with Vince Vaughn at the kitchen table with some old Jewish priest (what ever they are called). All I can think about is this guys gigantic eye brows etc. Next thing I know... hardon GONE!

I hope the girl realizes why. What do you say? "So uh sorry about that. The whole hand job thing with some old guy on the screen just isn't for me" LOL.

 

[chefbone]

Best EF story teller ever...K

 

[slat1]

Best EF story teller ever...K

Sadly, they are all real life experiences!

 

[nycgirl]

Did the gym hottie do this?

 

[slat1]

Did the gym hottie do this?

YUP

 

[DieselGunz]

Well then due to the above circumstances I would have to say...

She OWES you one for pain and suffering

 

[sawastea]

What happened afterwards?

 

[chefbone]

Fuck the hand job, you should have grabbed the back of her head........

 

[nycgirl]

YUP

I like her style. There is nothing wrong with going after what you want and not giving a damn.

Had you not ruin the moment , I assume she would have ended that lovely act the right way.

 

[Deterass]

Sluts are great sometimes,just don't takem home to meet Mommy.

 

[slat1]

It was interesting. We were in the back row. There were quite a few people in the row with us though... LOL

 

[monstermmf]

You are my newest role model..

 

[Raina]

She sounds like quite a girl!

 

[slat1]

She sounds like quite a girl!

She kicks ass. I am turning everything down that comes my way because of her.
Its funny. You meet someone your really like and all these girls start popping up. A few years ago (okay, less than a year ago) I would have been nailing all of them. Now I just thank them for the compliments and move on.
I am meeting a lot of hot girls too. Fitness competitors, models, and then your usual shot girls and bartenders too.
I have never been this good for this long

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I like her style. There is nothing wrong with going after what you want and not giving a damn.

Had you not ruin the moment , I assume she would have ended that lovely act the right way.

So do I!

LOL... I've done a thing or two just in the moment

 

[EnderJE]

Move over Batman, you're my new hero. I haven't had something like that for a long while (BM, Before Marriage).

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I have never been this good for this long

You brag often?


J/k honey... Very happy for you

 

[monstermmf]

Nah he's not braggin.. He's just a P-I-M-P

 

[Lestat]

great fuckin story!!!!

so did she finish you off later?

 

[Becoming]

pics of the gym girl.

 

[swole]

pics of the gym girl.

. x 45423525.4 Until you post pics I assume you are dreaming all of this.

 

[theoak01]

I have never been this good for this long

bro,its more fun to be bad,unless your looking to settle down,which is cool also

 

[Becoming]

. x 45423525.4 Until you post pics I assume you are dreaming all of this.

wha?

 

[slat1]

I am trying to get one for my caller ID on my phone. If I can do it i will post it up.

 

[rudeboyja]

I bet if you would have grabbed her head and brought it down to your lap you wouldn't have gone soft even if Mr. Ferley & Al Roker were naked on the screen.

 

[slat1]

I bet if you would have grabbed her head and brought it down to your lap you wouldn't have gone soft even if Mr. Ferley & Al Roker were naked on the screen.

LOL... I would head down the the Regal Beagle after to celebrate!

 

[bullett]

pics of the gym girl.

Naked...