Insult Thread

[Cromagnum]

"Damn nigga you so ugly when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped yo mama. He took a second look and slapped your daddy too." - Eddy Murphy

 

[Milhouse]

When you were born you were so ugly that the doctor had to slap the nurse to keep her from laughing.

 

[Milhouse]

Your mother is so fat that when she got her ears pierced gravy spilled out.

 

[Cromagnum]

your mama like a shotgun one cock and she blows.

your mama like a race car she burns four rubbers a day.

your mama like a TV a two yearold could turn her on.

Your mama is so fat her ass cheeks have different area codes

Your mama like a vaccum cleaner, turn her on and she blows

 

[Milhouse]

I guess it's safe to say that you rode the little yellow bus to school.

 

[Cromagnum]

shit don't you remember you were my seat buddy. You used to drool on my shoulder on the way to school

 

[slash747]

Youre Mother is so Fat Mc Donalds Sponsors her@!

 

[Jeff_rys]

Well Kakdiesel

I bet your dad is still kicking himself for not spending that 50 cents on a condom

His dad isn't his dad

 

[Dread Lord Good Guy]

send me naked pictures of young big boobies

 

[K2_Exotech]

A joke without an inspiration? Truly only someone with your level of boredom would think of jokes that had absolutely no hilarity, and for no reason. Your stupidity is the only thing that makes it o.k. No one expects you to come up with a funny crack down anyway. Even if there were a reason for one to be made. Your pathetic little playground "MAMA" jokes, or the "your so..." jokes. You are a preschooler compared to me.


-losers