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There is this huge thunderstorm in NY right now. My computer is bouncing all over and lightning is all over so I decide it’s time to bake my little bottle.
My wife is bitching because I am playing Betty Crocker. She goes out the front door and disappears behind the house getting some stuff out of the rain. I’m looking into my oven like I am watching TV. All of a sudden I hear directly behind me “hello”. I look and there are two cops in my fucking kitchen.
What happened was somehow the panic alert was triggered on my alarm. The alarm system was in lockup and the phone was dead (never even knew). The alarm company called the police and they saw the open front door and figured something was actually up inside.
My wife knew what I was up to and walks in. She sees the party in the kitchen and she had instant “puke face”.
I got over it pretty quick but she was chain smoking for about 30 min. I just had that instant diarrhea thing where your gut just sinks to your ankles!
Pretty funny! Until someone gets their eye poked out I guess!
My wife is bitching because I am playing Betty Crocker. She goes out the front door and disappears behind the house getting some stuff out of the rain. I’m looking into my oven like I am watching TV. All of a sudden I hear directly behind me “hello”. I look and there are two cops in my fucking kitchen.
What happened was somehow the panic alert was triggered on my alarm. The alarm system was in lockup and the phone was dead (never even knew). The alarm company called the police and they saw the open front door and figured something was actually up inside.
My wife knew what I was up to and walks in. She sees the party in the kitchen and she had instant “puke face”.
I got over it pretty quick but she was chain smoking for about 30 min. I just had that instant diarrhea thing where your gut just sinks to your ankles!
Pretty funny! Until someone gets their eye poked out I guess!