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damn,that's like sharing your diary,thanx velvett
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velvett said:
ROFL... LMFAO... oh man... ohh geezz... that's hilarious... curious about c-ditty... oh man... that's rich.
Seriously though Vel... I love your writings... they are deep, and you KNOW THIS....
C-ditty
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I think this image "feels like" Autumn...
What do you think Velvett? (You know I LOVE your stuff!... but that goes without say.)
What do you think Velvett? (You know I LOVE your stuff!... but that goes without say.)
The Ranger
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Impressed beyond words.....Very nice Vel!!!!!!
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the nature boy
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it was pretty interesting, but I was thinking we were going to see pictures of her ovaries or something.
TheProject
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Worth reading indeed...I was just hoping there was something new in there.
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saint808 said:
Sounds like a very witty critic's review!
I wonder how soon we will be reading something like that on the back cover of one of Velvett's books?!
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I wonder if I'll ever be able to leave my mark "Inside Velvett".
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kronk
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Great work Velv, you indeed are a multi talented female. Now, can I please get a closer look inside velv? LOL. Great work!
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"Are your high beams on?"
"Mmm, no."
"Oh."
[3 second pause]
"Are you sure your high beams aren't on?"
"Mmm, yes."
[3 second pause]
"Then why is that light there on?"
"What light? Where?"
"That green light on the dash."
[Just count to ten; just count to ten pause.]
"THAT, light is for the fog lamps."
"Oh."
[10 second pause]
"So, why do you have your fog lamps on if it isn't foggy out?"
"Because I like it that way."
"Oh."
[3 second pause at red light]
"You know you should really only use them in foggy weather conditions."
[2 second pause at red light]
"YOU - get out of MY CAR!"
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"Mmm, no."
"Oh."
[3 second pause]
"Are you sure your high beams aren't on?"
"Mmm, yes."
[3 second pause]
"Then why is that light there on?"
"What light? Where?"
"That green light on the dash."
[Just count to ten; just count to ten pause.]
"THAT, light is for the fog lamps."
"Oh."
[10 second pause]
"So, why do you have your fog lamps on if it isn't foggy out?"
"Because I like it that way."
"Oh."
[3 second pause at red light]
"You know you should really only use them in foggy weather conditions."
[2 second pause at red light]
"YOU - get out of MY CAR!"
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decem said:
Thanks.
Editing is a problem of mine.
Glad ya'll liked it.
Maybe I'll do something with it or actaully add something soon.
Sometimes there are no words.
AND BIKINIMOM !
Oh my GOD I had no idea - it's absolutely beautiful.
Speechless.
NO, I lied.
Signed copy????
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The Shadow
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2Thick said:
Why don't you go and ban someone
Lucky for you being an asshat isn't a bannable offense.
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The Shadow
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2Thick said:
I know you are but what am I??
and you would be incapable of coming up with an original flame ...
Oh wait...Im wrong.....that is still the case
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velvett said:
Thanks.
Editing is a problem of mine.
Glad ya'll liked it.
Maybe I'll do something with it or actaully add something soon.
Sometimes there are no words.
AND BIKINIMOM !
Oh my GOD I had no idea - it's absolutely beautiful.
Speechless.
NO, I lied.
Signed copy????
Yea... neither did I! I guess you DO have to lose everything before you find yourself again!
Luckily, I NEVER lost my girls... Got papers today - I NEVER WILL!!!!Singed copy? YOU KNOW IT!! Just the first of many to come... I give you MY WORD on that, and as it says in my signature, when I give my word IT MEANS SOMETHING because that is all I have...
THAT
AND
MY GIRLS!!!!!
So, I guess I have alot then, don't I?!
PS - if u ever need someone to illustrate... I could give it a shot. I beautifully illustrated the poem of a friend a ways back, but he never did see it because I think "it got lost in the mail" or something like that. Everyone who has seen that particular painting though comments how beautiful it is... I have just begun to scratch the surface of what I can do, but this one illustration is always commented on.
No matter, wasn't my loss.
I guess it is true about our most tragic decisions being based on fears though. I never REALLY bothered to try before because I just thought that none of my stuff was good enough, that though I could "draw cute pics" because I had no formal training and no REAL experience I was just kidding myself. All this time wasted...
Can't change the past. But I sure the shit can learn from it so I AM CHANGING MY FUTURE.
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