Insane? or Imbicile?

[Captain_insano]

So I was surfing the net last month and this site for adult undergarments was giving away free samples of their product and i got the idea in my head to get one of the samples and go down to the local "watering hole" (bar for the laymen). and sit and drink until my blatter leaked into one of these pampers and on to the floor.

My Buddy brought the video camera to tape the reaction on my face while i was relieving myself and to catch the gasps of others if and when the diaper burst on to the bar room floor.

Well to make a long story short I swigged down about 8 Sam Adams "Brewer Patriots" within 2 hours and then let loose. I was pissing like a madman...it didn't stop!!! I had totally broke the seal dude! it just kept coming out of my body like Austin Powers when he was unfrozen from the cryogenic chamber..."Evacuation com- *Pisss...pisss...* Evacuation Complet...*Pisss...Pisss...* You get the idea.

Well the bouncer of the bar is my friend but still had to throw me out when the laidies next to me and the female bartender were complaining of the stale smell of urine.

This definitely made the chicks dislike insano...*Mental note don't do this in public again*

InsanO

 

[The Shadow]

What an Ass Archer..

 

[luvs2workout]

sweetheart...nothing you do shocks me...you are one of a kind - thats fo sure!!!

 

[Captain_insano]

What an Ass Archer..

what does pissing in a diaper have to do with you and Days of the newtrick?

 

[Captain_insano]

sweetheart...nothing you do shocks me...you are one of a kind - thats fo sure!!!

I guess i can't start my own Jackass video yet.. hmmm back to drawing board.

 

[MommaKin]

damn, I'd love to party with you......take-out style, of course

 

[TN MuscleBear]

It's better to piss on someone you know than in a strange place.

 

[mrbill]

I think you should have talked your friend into pissing himself while you videotaped

 

[WODIN]

You really did this? This is too much.

 

[Captain_insano]

You really did this? This is too much.

Yes brother this is true....many people say i am too much...girls especially.

 

[Peyote Killa]

LOL, I wish I could of been there

Did anybody say anything, what were people actually saying to you when this happened.

Next time you should strike up a conversation with a hot chick, then let it flow, don't even break eye contact, act like it is completely normal. That would be funny to have on camera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Captain_insano]

LOL, I wish I could of been there

Did anybody say anything, what were people actually saying to you when this happened.

Next time you should strike up a conversation with a hot chick, then let it flow, don't even break eye contact, act like it is completely normal. That would be funny to have on camera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's up bro what have you been up too? Are you still surfing??

Yeah man some of the chicks in the bar were really grossed out by the diaper hanging out of my pants and the piss dripping on the floor. I do have a few of them on camera saying shit like "Get your incorigible ass out of here!" and then they proceeded to throw my ass out.

ho hum...