Important warning about hotel lotion:

[Sub-Zero]

do not use hotel lotions for masturbation purposes.

I have been a victim of such products, and the results were less than satisfactory.


No ejaculation is worth dry burning genitals that puss and stick to your undergarments.

be warned

 

[bran987]

do not use hotel lotions for masturbation purposes.

I have been a victim of such products, and the results were less than satisfactory.


No ejaculation is worth dry burning genitals that puss and stick to your undergarments.

be warned

for some reason the hotel ones have TONS of chemicals so they smell like flowers and shit dude that will burn.

___in box was my dad

 

[Sub-Zero]

for some reason the hotel ones have TONS of chemicals so they smell like flowers and shit dude that will burn.

___in box was my dad

haha to the 2nd part.

and about the first part, yeah, it ate away my junk horribly.

the inflimation and pussing just stopped, and now theres a bit of dryness

 

[bran987]

dude your penis did not puss

 

[Sub-Zero]

dude your penis did not puss

bro, my shaft and nuts were so itchy and fucked up from it (and i probably scratched it a bit too hard) that moisture was seeping out of my genital pores, cousing the shaft to stick to the nuts, and also to the underwear.

it was awful.

 

[bran987]

bro, my shaft and nuts were so itchy and fucked up from it (and i probably scratched it a bit too hard) that moisture was seeping out of my genital pores, cousing the shaft to stick to the nuts, and also to the underwear.

it was awful.

Dude, this is terrible. Did you have your mom look at it?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

 

[SC4EVA]

sounds like the "lotion" gave you a std

 

[mkazzbmf]

Holy jesus....You swear it wasnt from some bimbo you met there?


Kaz

 

[Sub-Zero]

Dude, this is terrible. Did you have your mom look at it?

i tried to show my brother but he refused to look.

so i snuck up on him and then dangled it at him and asked if it was herpes

 

[Sub-Zero]

sounds like the "lotion" gave you a std

which std would it be?

iv gotten it from hotel lotion beofre, but i didnt learn my lesson. the whole thing got inflamed and dry and pussy. no individual sores which would be indictative of std